爆笑英语小笑话短文阅读.docx

爆笑英语小笑话短文阅读Ihadiustlearnedtodriveand,likemostteen-agers，beggedateveryopportunitytotakeoverthewheel.Duringafamilyvacationmyfatherfinallyallowedmedriveonalong，straightstretchonhighway.Iwasinmygloryuntiltherewasasuddenturnintheroad.Caughtunaware,Iswungtoowideandranintoaservicestation'sadvertisingsign.Istoppedthecatandwaitedforalecture.像大多数的青少年一样，我刚学会开车时，总想利用一切开车的机会。有一次家庭外出度假时，我经过请求，爸爸终于允许我在笔直的高速公路止驾驶。我感到十分荣幸，直到开到了一个急转弯，由于转盘转动得太大，车直奔着加油站的广告牌冲去。我停下了车，等着挨训。Myfather，alwaysconsiderateofhischildren'sfeelings，turnedbacktotherestoffamilyandsaid."Aslongaswe'rehere,doesanyoneneedtousetherestroom?"我的父亲总是考虑到孩子哟情绪，转过身对家里的其他人说:“既然我们已经把车开到了这儿，有人想上厕所吗?”爆笑英语小笑话短文篇2"It'sannoyingwhenmydentiststartsupaconversationwhilehe'sworkingonmyteeth，"oneguysaidtoanother.一个人对另一个人说:“当我的牙医陪我看牙时，他总是跟我聊天。这真让我心烦。”"Iknowjustwhatyoumean，”repliedhisfriend."ButmyUncleEdgarusedtodrivethisdentistcrazy.'他的朋友回答说:“我明白你的意思，但我的叔叔艾德加就曾使这位牙医不知所措。”"Howso?"“怎么会这样呢?”"Hewasaventriloquist."“他是个口技演员。”爆笑英语小笑话短文篇3Aftertwosleeplessnightsinanoisycampground，mywifeandIweredreadinganothereveningofradiosandsingslongs.Thenamiddle-agedcouplepulledintothespacebesideus.Whilethewifeprepareddinner，herhusbandmountedtwohugeloudspeakersontheroofoftheircamper.Wecrouchedbyourfire,waitingforthefirstblastofwhateverthesepeopleconsideredmusic.Tooursurprise,thespeakersremainedsilent，andjustasthepartiersweregettingintofullswing，ourneighborsretiredfortheevening.Wedecidedtodothesame，althoughthereseemedlittlechanceofsleeping.吵闹的宿营地使我和我老婆两个晚上都无法入睡。我们真担心第三个晚上的收音机声和唱歌声。接着，一对中年夫妇又在我们的附近找到了块儿地方呆了下来。女的做饭时，男的在他的帐顶上架起两个扩音器。我们围火而坐，等待着音乐一响出现的第一次喧闹。出乎我们的意料，扩音器没有任何声响。正当参加舞会的人进入高潮时，我们的这两位邻居已开始休息了。虽然我们睡意还未到，我们还是决定睡觉。Asourtentwasthrobbingtoarocknumber，alowmoanbecameaudible，developingintoanunmistakablewolfhowl.Itwassoonjoinedbyothersinrisingandfallingharmonies.Afterreachingpeakvolume，thewildchorusfadedquicklytouttersilence.Thecampgroundwasdeathlyquietforwhatseemedlikeages，andthenadeepbutpleasantvoicesaid，"Relax，folks，it'sjustarecording.Goodnight."我们的帐篷随着摇滚乐在颤动，这时好像还伴