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关于爆笑英语笑话小短文大全关于爆笑英语笑话小短文：SherlockHomesSherlockHolmesandDr.Watsonwentonacampingtrip.Afteragoodmealandabottleofwine,theylaydownforthenight,andwenttosleep.Somehourslater,Holmesawokeandnudgedhisfaithfulfriend."Watson,lookupattheskyandtellmewhatyousee."Watsonreplied,"Iseemillionsandmillionsofstars.""Whatdoesthattellyou?"Holmesasked,Watsonponderedforaminute."Astronomically,ittellsmethattherearemillionsofgalaxiesandpotentiallybillionsofplanets.Astrologically,IobservethatSaturnisinLeo.Horologically,Ideducethatthetimeisapproximatelyaquarterpastthree.Theologically,IcanseethatGodisall-powerfulandthatwearesmallandinsignificant.Meteorologically,Isuspectthatwewillhaveabeautifuldaytomorrow."Whatdoesittellyou?"Holmeswassilentforaminute,thenspoke."Watson,youidiot.Somebodyhasstolenourtent!"关于爆笑英语笑话小短文：WhataretheTwoWords?Averyniceoldladyhadafewwordstosaytohergranddaughter.Mydear,saidtheoldlady,Iwishyouwoulddosomethingforme.Iwishyouwouldpromisemenevertousetwowords.Oneis‘lousy’andtheotheris‘swell’.Wouldyoupromisemethat?Why,sure,Granny,saidthegirl.Whatarethetwowords?是哪两个词?一个非常和蔼的老夫人有几句话要对她的孙女说。我亲爱的，老夫人说，我希望你能帮我一个忙。我要你答应永远不要用两个词，一个是“讨厌的”，另一个是“极好的”。你能答应我吗?噢，当然，奶奶。女孩说：是哪两个词?关于爆笑英语笑话小短文：Synonym=BadLanguageOnedayaten-year-oldchildaskedhismother,"Mom,whatisasynonym(同义词)?""What?Youevendon'tknowwhatasynonymis?Howfoolishyouare.WhenIdescribeyouasfoolish,Imeanyou'resilly,stupid.Nowyouknowwhatasynonymis?""Yes,asynonymisusingbadlanguage."Thechildconcluded.关于爆笑英语笑话小短文：whatdoIget我能得到什么Teacher:IfIcutabeefsteakinhalfandthencutthehalfinhalf,whatdoIget?Tommy:Quarters.Teacher:AndthenifIcutittwiceagain?Tommy:Hamburger.老师：如果我把一块牛排切成两半的两半，我能得到几块儿?汤米：四块。老师：那我要是再切两次，我能得到什么呢?汤米：汉堡。关于爆笑英语笑话小短文：Persistance缠住不放Returningfromagolfouting(远足，短途旅行),myhusbandwasgreetedatthedoorbySara,ourfour-year-olddaughter.Daddy,whowonthegolfgame?YouorUncleRichie?UncleRichieandIdon'tplaygolftowin,myhusbandhedged(避免作正面答复).Wejustplaytohavefun.Undaunted,Saresaid,Okay,Daddy,whohadmorefun?丈夫打完高尔夫球回来，我们四岁的女儿莎拉在门口迎了上去。爸爸，谁赢了高尔夫球比赛，是你还是理查叔叔?我和理