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爆笑英语笑话小短文大全爆笑英语笑话小短文：ModernworldmoralsTwobishopswerediscussingthedeclineinmoralsinthemodernworld."Ididn'tsleepwithmywifebeforeIwasmarried,"saidoneclergymanself-righteously,"Didyou?""Idon'tknow,"saidtheother."Whatwashermaidenname?"爆笑英语笑话小短文：SuspiciousRabbiFatherShaughnessyfoundhimselfnexttoRabbiGinsbergatacharityfunctionandcouldnothelpbutnoticethattherabbiwaspickingathisfoodasthoughhesuspecteditofbeinglessthankosher.Smilingslyly,thegoodpriestwhispered,"Come,Rabbi,whenareyougoingtobreakdownandeatanicesliceofham?""Atyourwedding,Father,"saidRabbiGinsbergatonce.爆笑英语笑话小短文：TheEndIsNearApriestandpastorfromthelocalparishesarestandingbythesideoftheroadholdingupasignthatreads,"TheEndisNear!Turnyourselfaroundnowbeforeit'stoolate!"Theyplannedtoholdupthesigntoeachpassingcar."Leaveusaloneyoureligiousnuts!"yelledthefirstdriverashespedby.Fromaroundthecurvetheyheardscreechingtiresandabigsplash."Doyouthink,"saidoneclergytotheother,"weshouldjustputupasignthatsays'BridgeOut'instead?"爆笑英语笑话小短文：WatchedByJesusAburglarbrokeintoahomeandwaslookingaround.Heheardasoftvoicesay,"Jesusiswatchingyou".Thinkingitwasjusthisimagination,hecontinuedhissearch.Againthevoicesaid"Jesusiswatchingyou".Heturnedhisflashlightaroundandsawaparrotinacage.Heaskedtheparrotifhewastheonetalkingandtheparrotsaid,"yes."Heaskedtheparrotwhathisnamewasandtheparrotsaid,"Moses."Theburglarasked,"whatkindofpeoplewouldnameaparrotMoses?"Theparrotsaid,"thesamekindofpeoplewhowouldnametheirpitbullJesus".爆笑英语笑话小短文：TheConfessionMatthewgoesintoaconfessionalboxandsays"BlessmefatherforIhavesinned,Ihavebeenwithaloosewoman."ThePriestsays"isthatyouMatthew?""Yesfather,itisI.""Whowasthewomanyouwerewith?""IcannottellyouforIdonotwishtosullyherreputation."Thepriestasks"WasitBrendaO'Malley?""Nofather.""WasitFionaMacDonald?""Nofather.""WasitAnnBrown?""Nofather,Icannottellyou."Thepriestsays"Iadmireyourperseverancebutyoumustatoneforyoursins.YourpenancewillbefiveOurFathersandfourHailMarys."MatthewgoesbacktohispewandhisbuddySeanslidesoverandasks"Whatdid