爆笑英语笑话短文大全.docx

爆笑英语笑话短文大全爆笑英语笑话短文：ThingsHaveBeenOkayAyoungcouplewerebecominganxiousabouttheirfour-year-oldson,whohadnotyettalked.Theytookhimtospecialists,butthedoctorsfoundnothingwrongwithhim.Thenonemorningatbreakfasttheboysuddenlyblurted,Mom,thetoastisburned.Youtalked!Youtalked!Shoutedhismother.I'msohappy!Butwhyhasittakedthislong?Well,uptillnow,Saidtheboy,thingshavebeenokay.一切都正常一对年轻夫妇有个儿子，已经四岁了，还没有开口说话，他们对此深感焦虑。他们带他去找专家诊治，但医生们总觉得他没有毛玻后来有一天早上吃早餐时，那孩子突然开口了：妈妈，面包烤焦了。你说话了!你说话了!他母亲叫了起来。我太高兴了!但为什么花了这么长的时间呢?哦，在这之前，那男孩说，一切都很正常。爆笑英语笑话短文：DomesticshameshouldnotbepublishedTeacherofPhysicalEducation:Haveyoueverseenmixeddoubles,boys?Nick:Yes,sir.Quiteoften.Isawitevenlastnight.Teacher:Pleasetellussomethingaboutit.Nick:Oh,sorry,sir.Myfatheralwayssays,'Domesticshameshouldnotbepublished.'家丑不可外扬体育老师：孩子们，你们见过男女混合双打吗?尼克：见过，老师，经常见。就在昨天夜里我还见过呢?老师：你给大家讲讲当时的情形吧。尼克：啊，对不起，老师。我爸爸常说，“家丑不可外扬。”爆笑英语笑话短文：Whereisthefather?Twobrotherswerelookingatsomebeautifulpaintings."Look,"saidtheelderbrother."Hownicethesepaintingsare!""Yes,"saidtheyounger,"butinallthesepaintingsthereisonlythemotherandthechildren.Whereisthefather?"Theelderbrotherthoughtforamomentandthenexplained,"Obviouslyhewaspaintingthepictures."父亲在哪儿?兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀!”“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢?”哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”爆笑英语笑话短文：He'llfollowusthereMr.andMrs.TaylorhadasevenyearoldboynamedPat.NowMrs.Taylorwasexpectinganotherchild.Pathadseenbabiesinotherpeople'shousesandhadnotlikedthemverymuch,sohewasnotdelightedaboutthenewsthattherewassoongoingtobeoneinhishousetoo.OneeveningMr.andMrs.Taylorweremakingplansforthebaby'sarrival."Thishousewon'tbebigenoughforusallwhenthebabycomes",saidMr.Taylor.Patcameintotheroomjustthenandsaid,"Whatareyoutalkingabout?""Weweresayingthatwe'llhavetomovetoanotherhousenow,becausethenewbaby'scoming,"hismotheranswered."It'snouse,"saidPathopelessly,"He'llfollowusthere."泰勒夫妇有一个七岁的男孩，名叫帕特。现在泰勒太太正怀着第二胎。帕特在别人家看见过婴儿，他不太喜欢他们，所以他对自己家里也将有一个婴儿的消息感到不满。一天晚上，泰勒夫妇正在为这个婴儿的降生计划做安排。泰勒先生说：“有了婴儿，我们的房子就太小，不够住了。”帕特恰好在这个时候走进屋，他问：“你