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第页共NUMPAGES7页 中长篇的英语笑话大全长篇笑话最新笑话大全 笑话是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透过笑话我们可以看到一个民族的生存环境、生活方式、社会关系和心理特征等等。WTT分享中长篇的英语笑话，希望可以帮助大家! 中长篇的英语笑话：WishYouaMerry...Chrismukah? Continuingthecurrenttrendoflarge-scalemergersandacquisitions,itwasannouncedtodayatapressconferencethatChristmasandHanukkahwillmerge.An industrysourcesaidthatthedealhadbeenintheworksabout 1300years.While detailswerenotavailableatpresstime,itisbelievedthattheoverheadcostofhavingtwelvedaysofChristmasandeightdaysofHanukkahwasbeingprohibitiveforbothsides.By biningforces,we'retold,theworldwillbeabletoenjoyconsistentlyhigh-qualityserviceduringtheFifteenDaysofChrismukah,asthenewholidayisbeingcalled. Massivelayoffsareexpected,withlordsa-leapingandmaidsa-milkingbeingthehardesthit.As partoftheconditionsoftheagreement,thelettersonthedreidel,currentlyinHebrew,willbereplacedbyLatin,thusbeingunintelligibletoawideraudience. Also,insteadoftranslatingto“Agreatmiraclehappenedthere,”themessageonthedreidelwillbethemoregeneric:“Miraculousstuffhappens.”Inexchange,itisbelievedthatJewswillbeallowedtouseSantaClausandhisvastmerchandisingresourcesforbuyinganddeliveringtheirgifts. OneofthestickingpointsholdinguptheagreementforatleastthreehundredyearswasthequestionofwhetherJewishchildrencouldleavemilkandcookiesforSantaevenafterhavingeatenmeatfordinner.A breakthroughcamelastyear,whenOreoswerefinallydeclaredtobeKosher.All sidesappearedhappyaboutthis. Fortunatelyforallconcerned,hesaid,Kwanzaawillhelptomaintainthepetitivebalance.He thenclosedthepressconferencebyleadingallpresentinarousingrenditionof“OyVey,AllYeFaithful.” 中长篇的英语笑话：TheAthiest Onebeautifulmorningaathiestwaswalkingthroughtheforest,admiringnaturessurroundings... Helookedupandsawthetreesswayinginthewindhighabovehimandsmiled... Hesawtheriverglisteninthesuntwinklelikeanewbornstaranditmadehimwarminside... Hethoughttohimselfthatmothernaturehadmadeatrueandwonderfulworld... Theathiesthadwalkedalittlefurtherdownthetrackhehadtakenwhensuddenlyabearjumpedoutofthebushesonlyafewyardsaheadofhimand