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中长篇的英语笑话大全中长篇的英语笑话：WishYouaMerry...Chrismukah?Continuingthecurrenttrendoflarge-scalemergersandacquisitions,itwasannouncedtodayatapressconferencethatChristmasandHanukkahwillmerge.Anindustrysourcesaidthatthedealhadbeenintheworksabout1300years.Whiledetailswerenotavailableatpresstime,itisbelievedthattheoverheadcostofhavingtwelvedaysofChristmasandeightdaysofHanukkahwasbecomingprohibitiveforbothsides.Bycombiningforces,we'retold,theworldwillbeabletoenjoyconsistentlyhigh-qualityserviceduringtheFifteenDaysofChrismukah,asthenewholidayisbeingcalled.Massivelayoffsareexpected,withlordsa-leapingandmaidsa-milkingbeingthehardesthit.Aspartoftheconditionsoftheagreement,thelettersonthedreidel,currentlyinHebrew,willbereplacedbyLatin,thusbecomingunintelligibletoawideraudience.Also,insteadoftranslatingto"Agreatmiraclehappenedthere,"themessageonthedreidelwillbethemoregeneric:"Miraculousstuffhappens."Inexchange,itisbelievedthatJewswillbeallowedtouseSantaClausandhisvastmerchandisingresourcesforbuyinganddeliveringtheirgifts.OneofthestickingpointsholdinguptheagreementforatleastthreehundredyearswasthequestionofwhetherJewishchildrencouldleavemilkandcookiesforSantaevenafterhavingeatenmeatfordinner.Abreakthroughcamelastyear,whenOreoswerefinallydeclaredtobeKosher.Allsidesappearedhappyaboutthis.Fortunatelyforallconcerned,hesaid,Kwanzaawillhelptomaintainthecompetitivebalance.Hethenclosedthepressconferencebyleadingallpresentinarousingrenditionof"OyVey,AllYeFaithful."中长篇的英语笑话：TheAthiestOnebeautifulmorningaathiestwaswalkingthroughtheforest,admiringnaturessurroundings...Helookedupandsawthetreesswayinginthewindhighabovehimandsmiled...Hesawtheriverglisteninthesuntwinklelikeanewbornstaranditmadehimwarminside...Hethoughttohimselfthatmothernaturehadmadeatrueandwonderfulworld...Theathiesthadwalkedalittlefurtherdownthetrackhehadtakenwhensuddenlyabearjumpedoutofthebushesonlyafewyardsaheadofhimandstartedgrowling,lookinghungryandranquicklytowardshim...Seeingthebigbearboundingtowardshimhescreamedinhorrorandstarted