关于长篇英语笑话大全.docx

关于长篇英语笑话大全关于长篇英语笑话：FastPopeThePopearrivesatJFKandhe'smetatabaggageclaimbyadriverinabadsuitandaclip-ontie,holdingahand-letteredsignthatsays,"Pope."AftergettingallthePope'sluggageloadedinthelimo-andHisHolinessdoesn'ttravellight,thedrivernoticesthatthePopeisstillstandingonthecurb."Hey,Mr.Pope,"saysthedriverinaccentedEnglish,"Whyhaveyounotseatedyourselfintheexcellentlimo?""Well,totellyouthetruth,"saysthePope,"TheyneverletmedriveattheVatican,andI'dreallyliketodrive.""Thatisverymuchagainsttherules!"protestedthedriver,wishinghe'dneverleftCalcutta."Theremightbesomethingextrainitforyou,"saidthePope.Reluctantly,thedrivergotinthebackasthePopegotinbehindthewheel.Thedriverquicklyregrettedhisdecisionwhen,afterclearingtheairport,thePopeacceleratedthelimoto105mph."Pleasebedrivingnotsorapidly,Mr.Pope,"pleadedtheworrieddriver,butthePopekeptthepedaltothemetal.Thentheyheardthesiren."Oh,myGods,nowIamsurelylosingmylicense,"moanedthedriver.ThePopepulledoverandrolleddownthewindowasthepatrolmanapproached,butthecoptookonelookathim,wentbacktohismotorcycle,andgotontheradio."IneedtotalktotheChief,"hesaidtothedispatch.WhentheChiefgotontheradio,thecoptoldhimthathe'dstoppedalimogoingahundredandfive."Sobusthim,"saidtheChief."Ithinktheguy'sabigshot,"saidthecop."Allthemorereason.""No,Imeanreallyabigshot,"saidthecop."What'dyagotthere,theMayor?""Bigger.""Governor.""Bigger.""Well,"saidtheChief,"Whoisit?""Idon'tknow,"saidthecop."Buthe'sgotthePopedrivingforhim."关于长篇英语笑话：MicrosoftgetschurchByHankVorjesVATICANCITY(AP)--InajointpressconferenceinSt.Peter'sSquarethismorning,MICROSOFTCorp.andtheVaticanannouncedthattheRedmondsoftwaregiantwillacquiretheRomanCatholicChurchinexchangeforanunspecifiednumberofsharesofMICROSOFTcommonstock.Ifthedealgoesthrough,itwillbethefirsttimeacomputersoftwarecompanyhasacquiredamajorworldreligion.Withtheacquisition,PopeJohnPaulIIwillbecometheseniorvice-presidentofthecombinedcompany'snewReligiousSoftwareDivision,whileMICROSOFTseniorvice-presidentsMichaelMaplesandStevenBallmerwillbein