英语笑话带翻译 短.docx

第PAGE\*Arabic\*MERGEFORMAT4页共NUMPAGES\*Arabic\*MERGEFORMAT4页第PAGE\*MERGEFORMAT4页共NUMPAGES\*MERGEFORMAT4页第PAGE\*MERGEFORMAT4页共NUMPAGES\*MERGEFORMAT4页第PAGE\*MERGEFORMAT4页共NUMPAGES\*MERGEFORMAT4页第PAGE\*MERGEFORMAT4页共NUMPAGES\*MERGEFORMAT4页第PAGE\*MERGEFORMAT4页共NUMPAGES\*MERGEFORMAT4页第PAGE\*MERGEFORMAT4页共NUMPAGES\*MERGEFORMAT4页第PAGE\*MERGEFORMAT4页共NUMPAGES\*MERGEFORMAT4页第PAGE\*MERGEFORMAT4页共NUMPAGES\*MERGEFORMAT4页第PAGE\*MERGEFORMAT4页共NUMPAGES\*MERGEFORMAT4页第PAGE\*MERGEFORMAT4页共NUMPAGES\*MERGEFORMAT4页英语笑话带翻译短英语笑话带翻译短英语笑话带翻译短一：Smithgoestoseehisbossinthefrontoffice."Boss,"hesays:"we'redoingsomeheavyhouse-cleaningathometomorrow,andmywifeneedsmetohelpwiththeattic(阁楼)andthegarage.""We'reshort-handed,Smith."thebossreplies."Ican'tgiveyouthedayoff.""Thanks,boss,"saysSmith,"IknowIcouldcountonyou!"史密斯去找他的老板。;老板，我们家明天有很重的工作要做，我妻子让我修阁楼和车库。;;可我们很缺人，史密斯。;老板答道，;我不行能放你的.假。;;感谢，老板。;史密斯说，;我就知道你会帮我。;英语笑话带翻译短二：Awomanwalksuptoalittleoldmanrockinginachaironhisporch(门廊).Icouldn'thelpnoticinghowhappyyoulook,shesays.What'syoursecretforalong,happylife?Ismokethreepacksaday,drinkacaseofwhiskeyaweek,eatfattyfoodsandnever,everexercise.Wow,that'samazing,saysthewoman.Howoldareyou?Twenty-six.一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。我无意中发觉，你是多么华蜜，那女士说。你华蜜而长寿的隐私是什么?我每天抽三包烟，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且从来不曾熬炼。哦，真奇妙，女士说。你高寿?二十六。英语笑话带翻译短三：Anoldcouplewentintoarestaurantandorderedsomethingtoeat:oneCocaColaandoneportionofFrenchfries.Theoldmansatdownandthewoman,hiswife,satoppositehim,andhebegantodividetheCocaColaintotwoglasses,halfforhimandhalfforhiswife.HedividedalltheFrenchfrieshalf-and-half.Hegavehalftohiswifeandkepthalfforhimself.Thenhebegantoeatanddrink,andthewomanjustdrankbutdidn'teat.Therewasayoungmanwhowasstandingnexttothetableandwonderingwhytheoldmanhaddividedeverythinginhalf,andhethoughtthatmaybetheydidn'thaveanymoney.Hesaidtotheoldcouple,"Okay,Icanbuyyouonemoreportion;youd