英语短笑话带翻译.docx

英语短笑话带翻译英语短笑话大全带翻译当听别人说笑话的时候觉得不大好笑，还会觉得冷很冷，可是自己看的时候，却笑到不行，你有这样的经历么?以下的英语短笑话大全带翻译，希望能让你欢乐笑不停。英语短笑话大全带翻译一：Unexpectedguestswereontheway,andmymother,animpeccablehousekeeper,rushedaroundstraighteningup.Sheputmyfatherandbrothertoworkcleaningtheguestbathroom.Later,whenshewenttoinspectit,shewassurprisedthattheonce-clutteredroomhadbeentidiedupsoquickly.Thenshesawthenoteontheclosedshowercurtains.Itread"Thankyoufornotlookinginthebathtub."不速之客就在路上，我妈妈，一个完美的`家庭主妇，正忙里忙外地整理。她分配给我爸和我哥哥的任务是打扫供客人使用的浴室。一会儿之后，当她去检查的时候，她吃惊了，曾经一度杂乱的房间瞬间就被打扫干净了。接着她看到浴帘上有一张纸条，纸条上写着：“谢谢你没往浴缸里看。”英语短笑话大全带翻译二：Apreacherisbuyingaparrot传教士买鹦鹉ApreacherisbuyingaparrotAreyousureitdoesntscream,yell,orswear?askedthepreacher.Ohabsolutely.Itsareligiousparrot,thestorekeeperassureshim.Doyouseethosestringsonhislegs?Whenyoupulltherightone,herecitesthelordsprayer,andwhenyoupullontheleftherecitesthe23rdPsalm.Wonderful!saysthepreacher,butwhathappensifyoupullbothstrings?Ifalloffmyperch,youstupidfool!screechedtheparrot.一个传教士在买鹦鹉“你确信它不会尖叫，大叫或诅咒别人吗?”传教士问。“哦，绝对不会。它是一只虔诚的鹦鹉。”店主保证说。“你看见它腿上的这些细绳了吗?当你拉动右面的这根，它会背诵天主经，当你拉动左面的那根，它会背诵赞美诗”“太棒了!”传教士说，“但是如果我同时拉动两条绳子，会发生什么呢?”“我会从树干上掉下去的，你这个笨蛋!”鹦鹉尖声说道。英语短笑话大全带翻译三：吝啬鬼的聚会TheMeanMansPartyThenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushwithyourfoot.""Whyusemyelbowandfoot?""Well,gosh,"wasthereply,"You'renotcomingempty-handed,areyou?"吝啬鬼的聚会一个声名狼藉的小气鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了后，再用你的脚把门推开。”“为什么我要用我的肘和脚呢?”“天哪!”吝啬鬼回答，“你总不会空着手来吧?”英语短笑话大全带翻译四：Whileeatinginarestaurant,Ireprimandedmyfour-year-oldsonforspeakingwithhismouthfull."MumpumnKmpfhm,"wasallIheard."Drew,"Iscolded,"noonecanunderstandawordyou'resaying."Hesayshewantssomeketchup,"myhusbandsa