生活大爆炸台词（一）The Big Bang Theory Lines.docx

生活大爆炸台词（一）TheBigBangTheoryLinesSheldon:It'snotsuspiciousthatI'mfixating.It'sconsistentwithmypersonality.我专注一件事没什么奇怪的。我一直就这性格。Raj:Mummiesandzombiesaretheexactsamething.木乃伊与僵尸是一模一样的东西。Leonard：Oh,yeah?Mummiesarewrappedinbandages.是吗？木乃伊全身裹着绷带呢Raj:That’scalledafashionchoice.那是人家的时尚风格Sheldon：Ifazombiesbitesyou,youturnintoazombie.However,ifamummybitesyou,allyouturnintoissomeschmowithamimmybite.So,likeazombie,that’sbeeneatenfromthewaistdown,you,sir,havenolegtostandon.如果你被僵尸咬了，你也会变为僵尸。但如果是木乃伊咬你，你只会变成有木乃伊咬痕的白痴。所以你就像是个被人啃掉下半身的僵尸一样，说的话完全“站不住脚”。Howard:Guesswhopickeduphisnewcarthismorning?你们猜猜谁今早弄了台新车Raj:Doesithavethatnewcarsmell?里面有新车味吗？Howard:Yep!ForaslongasIcankeepmymotheroutofit.有的！只要不让我妈上车就有。Leonard:Maybetheyreassigneditbecauseyouneveruseit.可能是看你从不停车就从新分配给别人了吧。Sheldon：Well,I’mnotusingmynipples,either.Maybetheyshouldreassignthose.我也从不用我的乳头啊。他们也要帮我分配吗Howard：Areyoulisteningtoyourself?你有听到你自己说的话了吗？Sheldon:Ialwayslistentomyself.It’soneofthegreatjoysofmylife.我当然都有听啊。这是我人生中最美好的事之一呢Sheldon:Leonard,you’remybestfriend.Whydon’tyouevertakemyside?莱纳德，你是我最好的朋友，为什么你从不跟我同一阵线。Leonard:BecauseIcanneverunderstandyourside!因为我从没懂过你那阵线。Penny：Okay,howard’smotherisin,like,everyoneofyourweddingphotos.你每一张结婚照里都有霍华德的妈妈Bernadette:WhatcanItellya?She’sabiggirl.Whereveryoulook,theresheis.我能说什么呢她可是“大”姑娘。不管看哪，她都赫然在目Sheldon:Thiscushionexperiencedanuderevengewiggle.这张坐垫经历了复仇裸蹭Adryingowner:What？什么？Sheldon:anakedmansatonit.Now,here’smyconcern:hisdietisrichinfattydelimeats.Whattestdoyouhavetodetectlipidresidue?一个裸男坐在了上面。我担心的问题是他的饮食成分富含脂肪过多的肉食。你这里有哪些脂质残留的检验测试呢Adryingowner:Lipidwhat?什么脂质？Sheldon:Lipidresidue.Ananalautograph.Acoloncallingcar,ifyouwill.脂质残留。亲屁签名，叫结肠名片也行。