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ThebigbangtheoryS-1
Soifaphoton（光子）isdirectedthroughaplanwithtwoslitsinitandeitherslit(裂缝)isobserved.ifit’sunobseverd,itwill.However,ifit’sobservedafterit’slefttheplane.Butbeforeithitsitstarget,itwon’thavegonethroughbothlits.
Agreed.what’syourpoint?
There’snopoint.Ijustthinkit’sagoodideaforat-shirt.
Excuseme.
Hangon.
Oneacrossis“aegean”(爱情海)Eightdownis“nabokov”Twentysixacrossis“MCM”（欧洲奢侈品牌）14downis…moveyourfinger..“phylum”whichmakes14across“port-au-prince”（太子港）See,“papadoc’scapitalidea’,that’s“port-au-price”Haiti（海地）
CanIhelpyou?
Yes.isthisthehigh-iqspermbank?
Ifyouhavetoask,maybeyoushouldn’tbehere.
Ithinkthisistheplace.
Filltheseout.
Thankyou.we’llberightback
Takeyoutime.I’lljustfinishmycrosswordpuzzle.
Lenonard.Idon’tthinkIcandothis.
Whatareyoukidding?You’reasemi-pro（semi-:半，不完全。）.
No.wearecommittinggeneticfraud.There’snoguaranteethatourspermisgoingtogenerate（生育）high-IQoffspring.Thinkaboutthat.IhaveasisterwiththesamebasicDNAmixwhohostesses（女服务员；男服务员：waiter）atFuddruckers（美国汉堡店福德洛克（Fuddruckers）的品牌）.
Sheldon,thiswasyouridea.AlittleextramoneytogetfractionalT-Ibandwidthintheapartment.
Iknow,andIdoyearnforfasterdownloads.Butthere’ssomepoorwomanwho’sgonnapinherhopesonmysperm.Whatifshewindsupwith（收尾处理）atoddler(学步的儿童)whodoesn’tknowifheshoulduseanintergral（积分）oradifferential（微分）tosolvetheareaunderacurve（弧线）?
I’msureshe’llstilllovehim.
Iwouldn’t.
Well,whatdoyouwanttodo?
Iwanttoleave.What’stheprotocol（[ˈprəutəkɔl]礼仪）forleaving?
Idon’tknow…I’veneverrenegedon(背弃)aproffer（捐献）ofspermbefore.
Let’stryjustwalkingout.
Bye.Nicemeetingyou.
Areyoustillmadaboutthespermbank?
Youwanttohearaninterestingthingaboutstairs?
Notreally.
Iftheheightofasinglestepisoffbyaslittleastwomillimeters（毫米；
centimetre:厘米；kilomitre:米）.Mostpeoplewilltrip.
Idon’tcare.Twomilli…thatdoesn’tseemright?
No.it’strue.IdidaseriesofexperimentswhenIwas12.myfatherbrokehisclavicle（锁骨）.
Isthatwhytheysentyoutoboardingschool?
No.thatwasaresultofmyworkwithlasers（激光）.
Newneighbor?
Evidently.(显然obviously）
Significantimprovementov