英语短笑话带翻译精选.docx

英语短笑话带翻译精选Peterwastellingafriendthathehadjustlosthisjob."Whydidtheforeman(领班)fireyou?"thefriendaskedinsurprise."Oh,"Petersaid,"youknowhowforemanare.Theystandaroundwiththeirhandsintheirpocketswatchingeverybodyelsework.""Weallknowthat,"repliedhisfriend."Butwhydidheletyougo?""Jealousy,"answeredPete."AlltheotherworkersthoughtIwastheforeman."皮特告诉他的朋友他刚刚丢掉了工作。“为什么领班会开除你?”朋友诧异地问。“哦，”皮特说，“你知道领班是什么样的人。他们总是把手插在口袋了，站在旁边看其他人工作。”“我们知道是这样。”朋友回答说。“但是为什么他会让你走?”“嫉妒。”皮特回答。“其他所有的工人都认为我是领班。”英语短笑话带翻译：Iwasn'tdead我还没死Ayoungmanfellintoastateofcoma,butrecoveredbeforehisfriendshadburiedhim.Oneofthemaskedwhatitfeltliketobedead."Dead!"heexclaimed."Iwasn'tdead.AndIknewIwasn't,becausemyfeetwerecoldandIwashungry.""Buthowdidthatmakeyousure?""Well,IknewthatifIwereinheavenIshouldn'tbehungry,andifIwasintheotherplacemyfeetwouldn'tbecold."一个年轻人昏死了过去，但是当他的朋友们要掩埋他的时候却又苏醒过来。他的一个朋友问他死的感觉是怎样的。“死!”他喊道“我并没有死，我知道我没死，因为我的脚是凉的，而我又很饿。”“你怎么能肯定你没死?”“当然哪，我知道如果我上了天堂，我就不会觉得饿;如果我下到地狱，那我的脚就不会是凉的了。”英语短笑话带翻译：IthoughtIhadgonedeaf我还以为我聋了Onaruralroadastatetrooperpulledthisfarmeroverandsaid:"Sir,doyourealizeyourwifefelloutofthecarseveralmilesback?"Towhichthefarmerreplied:"ThankGod,IthoughtIhadgonedeaf!"在一个乡村路上，一警察让这个农民靠边停车，说：“先生，你意识到你的妻子在几公里前从车上掉下去了吗?”农民回答说：“感谢上帝，我还以为我聋了呢!”英语短笑话带翻译：ThingsHaveBeenOkay一切都很好Ayoungcouplewasbecominganxiousabouttheirfour-year-oldson,whohadnotyettalked.Theytookhimtospecialists,butthedoctorsfoundnothingwrongwithhim.Thenonemorningatbreakfasttheboysuddenlyblurted,"Mom,thetoastisburned.""Youtalked!Youtalked!"shoutedhismother."I'msohappy!Butwhyhasittakenthislong.""Well,uptillnow,"saidtheboy,"thingshavebeenokay."一对年轻的夫妇对于他们四岁的儿子仍然不会说话这件事非常着急。他们带他去看专家，但是医生们找不出任何不正常的地方。之后有一天早上，这个男孩突然说道：“妈妈，面包拷糊了。”“你说话了!你说话了!”他的妈妈嚷道。“我真高兴!但是为什么要我们等这么长的时间呢?”“嗯，直到现在，”男孩说，“每件事都很正常啊。”英语短笑话带翻译：卖瓦盆的小贩Apeddler(小贩)soldearthenbasinsinthewayside,hechantedasknocked:"Earthenbasinisround,beautifulandsolid,judgingbythesound,theyareallgood."Atthetimeofhisknocking,thatearthenbasinwasbrokenintopieceswithacrack.Lookers-onburstintotheroarsofla