英语幽默笑话短文带翻译.docx

英语幽默笑话短文带翻译英语幽默笑话短文带翻译：WhoismyfatherAchildagedsevenoreightranhastilytothepolicestationandtoldapoliceman,"Pleasecomequickly!Amanisatmyhousebeatingupmyfather.Heisdying!"Thepolicementhereforerushedtothescenewiththechild.Theyindeedsawtwomenfightingwithoneanother.Thepolicemansaid,"Whichoneisyourfather?"Thechildanswered,"Ialsodonotknowwhoismyfather,that'swhytheyarefighting."有一个叫阿达的小孩，七、八岁，匆匆的跑到警察局，说：“哎呀!警察，请你们赶快来，有人在我家那边打我爸爸，快打死了!”警察就赶快冲，跟着小孩子跑回来，果然看到有两个男人在那边互相打架。那个警察说：“哪一个是你的爸爸?”小孩说：“我也不知道谁是我爸爸，所以他们两个才打起来。”英语幽默笑话短文带翻译：CriticizeOneAmericancametoRussiatohavealookandvisit.Andtherehesawallthesecretpolice,andthepeoplewerescaredanddidn'tsmile.SotheAmericansaid,"What'swrong?"Hesaidtohisfriend,"What'sthat?Youdarenotsayanything.InAmerica,wecancriticizethepresidentandgovernmentanytimewewant.Wearefreetocriticizethemanytime,aboutanything."SotheRussianfriendsaid,"Yeah,herewe'realsofreetocriticizetheAmericangovernmentanditspresidentanytime."有一个美国人去俄国考查访问，他看到很多秘密警察，人民都很害怕，面无笑容。所以他问朋友：“怎么回事?这算什么?你们什么都不敢说。在美国，我们随时都可以批评政府和总统，不管什么时候、对任何事情，都可以自由批评他们。”那位俄国朋友说：“是啊，在我们这里，随时也都可以自由批评美国总统跟政府。”英语幽默笑话短文带翻译：HospitalforthefirsttimeAtageof83,granddadwenttohospitalforthefirsttime."Whatisthis?"heaskedasheheldupthebellcordtheyhadfastenedtohispillow."That'sthebell,Granddad."Ireplied.Hepulleditseveraltimes,thenremarked,"Idon'thearitringing.""Oh,itdoesn'tring,"Iexplained."Itturnsonalightinthehallforthenurse.""Well!"herepliedindignantly."Ifthenursewantsalightoninthehall,shecanturnitonherself."爷爷在83岁的时候，第一次住进了医院。“这是干什么用的?”他抓起系在枕头旁边的呼叫铃的绳子问道。“那是拉铃用的，爷爷。”我回答说。他拉了几下问：“我怎么听不到铃响呀?”“哦，不是它响，”我解释道，“你一拉这根绳子，护士值班室的灯就亮了。”“原来如此!”他愤怒地说，“如果护士想开灯的话，她完全可以自己动手嘛。”英语幽默笑话短文带翻译：HowAbouttheKitchen?Jacktoldhiswife,Helen,thathewantedtospendhisvacationwherehehadneverbeenbefore.Helensaid,“Howaboutthekitchen?”杰克对他的妻子海伦说，他想去以前从没到过的地方度假。海伦说：“去厨房怎么样?”英语幽默笑话短文带翻译：AllinhereThewardenoftheprisonfeltsorryforoneofhisinmatesbecauseeveryweekendonVisitor'sDay,mostoftheprisonershadfamilymembersandfriendscoming,butpoorGeorgealwayssataloneinhiscell.S