幽默英文笑话短文带翻译.docx

幽默英文笑话短文带翻译幽默英文笑话短文带翻译【1】思不断!Afterspendingalldaywatchingfootball，HarryfellasleepinfrontoftheTVandspentthenightinthechair.Inthemorning，hiswifewokehimup."Getup,dear,"shesaid.AIt'stwentytoseven."看了一整天的橄榄球赛，亨利倒头睡在了电视机旁的椅子上。第二天早上，他的妻子来叫他起床:“起来吧，亲爱的，差二十分七点了。”Hewokewithastart."Inwhosefavor?"他被惊醒了，爬起来问:“哪方领先?”幽默英文笑话短文带翻译【2】分享Asthemotherofthreesmallchildrenborntwoyearsapart,I'moftenverytiredintheevening.TheirfatherandIhavesetstrictrulesthatafterstories，prayers,onedrinkandthebathroomscene，theymustgotobedandstaythere.作为一个每隔两年生一个小孩，现已是三个小孩的母亲，我到晚止时常感列精疲力尽。他们的父亲和我给孩子们订下严格的规定:讲完故事、祈祷、喝水、上厕所之后，他们必须马上上床睡觉。不许再干别的事。Onenight，afteraparticularlytryingday，allthreewerefinallytuckedinandIheadedtothekitchenforsomecookies，milkandsolitude.IhadjuststartedtorelaxwhenIwassurroundedbythreelittlepeople，standingtherewatchingmeeat.TurningtotheirfatherIasked，"Dowerelentorstickwiththerules?"一天晚上，经过了一番努力，三个孩子终于钻进了被窝。我来到了厨房想吃点饼干，喝点牛奶，独自呆一会儿。我刚想放松一下，就被二个孩子团团围住。他们站在那儿盯着我吃东西.我转向他们的父亲问:“我们还要不要遵守规定了?”Ourthree-year-oldpipedup，”Stickwiththerules,Mom."我们三岁的'小孩说:“妈妈，还是坚持按规定做吧!”Knowingshedidn'treallywanttobesentbacktobed,Iasked，"Andwhataretherules，Mellisa?"我知道她不想去睡觉，就问:“玛丽莎，那么规定是怎么说的呢?”"Sharewithoneanother,"shereplied.“有福同享。”她回答说。幽默英文笑话短文带翻译【3】幸运?Walkingtoworkoneday,myhusbandwashitbyacar.Itwasaminoraccidentandthedriverapologized，adding;"Youcertainlyarelucky.We'rerightnexttoadoctor'soffice."有一天我丈夫走路去上班，被汽车给撞了。我丈夫伤势不太重。司机向他道了歉，随后又说:“你太幸运了，我们就在医务室附近。”"Idon'tknowhowluckythatis,"myhusbandreplied."I'mthedoctor."我丈夫回答说:“我并不感到有多幸运，我就是那儿的医生。”幽默英文笑话短文带翻译【4】只能一辆!Afterretirement，ourfriendsJimandEvelynbegantravelingaroundtheUnitedStatesinamotorhome，towingtheircompactsedanbehind.WhiledrivingthroughashoppingmallparkinglotinNewYork，theywerepleasedwhenamotoriststoppedhisvehicleandsignaledthemthrough.我的朋友吉姆和依娃林退休后，开始用他们的家庭式旅行车进行环美旅行。他们在旅行车后面还施着一辆小桥车备用。在经过纽约一家商店的停车场时，一个骑摩托的小伙子很礼貌地停下来示意让他们先过。这令他们很高兴。Secondslater，theywerejoltedtoastopbyaloudcrashbehindthem.Totheiramazement，thepolitemotoristhaddemolishedtheircar.几秒钟后，就听后边咔的一声巨响，他们停了车一