经典中英文对照笑话大全_英语诗歌.docx

经典中英文对照笑话大全_英语诗歌Afterbeingwithherallevening,themancouldn'ttakeanotherminutewithhisblinddate.Earlier,hehadsecretlyarrangedtohaveafriendcallhimtothephonesohewouldhaveanexcusetoleave.Whenhereturnedtothetable,heloweredhiseyes,putonagrimexpressionandsaid,"Ihavesomebadnews.Mygrandfatherjustdied.""Thankheavens,"hisdatereplied."Ifyourshadn't,minewouldhavehadto!"和相亲对象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。他事先安排了个朋友给他打电话，这样他就能借故先离开了。当他回到桌边，他垂下眼睛，装出一副阴沉的表情，说：“有个不幸的消息，我的祖父刚刚去世了。”“谢天谢地!”他的约会对象说，“如果你的祖父不死，我的祖父就得死了!”经典中英文对照笑话篇二Anavalofficerfelloverboard.Hewasrescuedbyadeckhand.Theofficeraskedhowhecouldrewardhim."Thebestway,sir,"saidthedeckhand,"istosaynothingaboutit.IftheotherfellowsknowI'dpulledyouout,they'dchuckmein."一名海军军官从甲板上掉入海中。他被一名甲板水手救起。这位军官问如何才能酬谢他。“最好的办法，长官，”这名水手说，“是别声张这事。如果其他人知道我救了您，他们会把我扔下去的。”经典中英文对照笑话篇三Afterbeingwithherallevening,themancouldn'ttakeanotherminutewithhisblinddate.Earlier,hehadsecretlyarrangedtohaveafriendcallhimtothephonesohewouldhaveanexcusetoleave.Whenhereturnedtothetable,heloweredhiseyes,putonagrimexpressionandsaid,"Ihavesomebadnews.Mygrandfatherjustdied.""Thankheavens,"hisdatereplied."Ifyourshadn't,minewouldhavehadto!"和相亲对象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。他事先安排了个朋友给他打电话，这样他就能借故先离开了。当他回到桌边，他垂下眼睛，装出一副阴沉的表情，说：“有个不幸的消息，我的祖父刚刚去世了。”“谢天谢地!”他的约会对象说，“如果你的祖父不死，我的祖父就得死了!”经典中英文对照笑话篇四Twolittleboyswantedtoaskafavoroftheirmother."Youaskher,"saidPaul,ageten."No,"saidRoy,agenine,"Youaskher,youhaveknownherlongerthanIhave."两个小男孩想找他们的母亲帮忙。“你去找她。”十岁的保罗说。“不，”九岁的罗伊说，“你去，你比我更早认识她。”经典中英文对照笑话篇五ItwasChristmasandthejudgewasinabenevolentmoodashequestionedtheprisoner."Whatareyouchargedwith?"heasked."Doingmychristmasshoppingearly,"repliedthedefendant."That'snooffense,"repliedthejudge,"Howearlywereyoudoingthisshopping?""Beforethestoreopened,"counteredtheprisoner.那天是圣诞节，法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心。“你为什么而被起诉?”他问。“采购圣诞节物品过早。”被告答。“这不算犯法，”法官回答，“你购物多早?”在商店开门之前，“犯人应道。看了“经典中英文对照笑话”的人还看了：1.经典英语小笑话大全爆笑2.爆笑英语笑话大全3.经典短英语幽默笑话大全4.英文笑话大全爆笑欣赏5.经典英语笑话大集锦摘抄