英语笑话带翻译大全_中英文对照英语笑话_英语散文.docx

英语笑话带翻译大全_中英文对照英语笑话_英语散文OnmyfirstdayofclassesatmyuniversityItookafront-rowseatinmyliteraturecourse.Theprofessortolduswewouldberesponsibleforreadingfivebooks,andthathewouldprovideuswithalistofauthorsfromwhichwecouldchoose.Thenheambledovertothelectern(讲台),tookouthisclassbookandbegan,"Baker,Black,Brooks,Carter,Cook..."IwasworkingfeverishlytogetdownallthenameswhenIfeltataponmyshoulder.Thestudentinbackofmewhispered,"He'stakingattendance."大学的第一天，文学课我坐在了前排。教授告诉我们这学期必须得读五本书，他提供我们可供选择的作者名单。随后他缓步走上讲台，拿出课本，“贝克、布莱克、布鲁斯、卡特、库克…”为了写下所有的名字，我不得不疯狂的作着记录。这时有人轻轻的拍我肩膀，坐在我后面的学生悄悄告诉我：“他在点名呢。”中英文对照英语笑话：停车费AbusinessmanwalkedintoaNewYorkCitybankandaskedfortheloanofficer.HesaidhewasgoingtoEuropeonbusinessfortwoweeksandneededtoborrow$5,000.Theloanofficersaidthebankwouldneedsomesecurityforsuchaloan.ThebusinessmanthenhandedoverthekeystoaRollsRoycethatwasparkedonthestreetinfrontofthebank.Everythingcheckedoutandtheloanofficeracceptedthecarascollateral(抵押品)fortheloan.AnemployeethendrovetheRollsintothebank'sundergroundgarageandparkeditthere.Twoweekslaterthebusinessmanreturned,repaidthe$5,000andtheinterestwhichcameto$15.41.Theloanofficersaid,"Wedoappreciateyourbusinessandthistransactionhasworkedoutverynicely,butweareabitpuzzled.Whileyouwereawaywecheckedandfoundthatyouareamultimillionaire.Whatpuzzlesusiswhyyouwouldbothertoborrow$5,000?"Thebusinessmanreplied:"WhereelseinNewYorkCitycanIparkmycarfor2weeksfor15bucks?"一个商人走进纽约一家银行询问信贷员。他说他准备出差去欧洲两个星期需要借款5000美金。信贷员说银行借款需要提供担保品。商人马上掏出停在银行门前的劳斯莱斯汽车的钥匙。一切手续办妥后银行信贷员接受了汽车做为贷款的抵押。店员把汽车开到银行地下车库并停放在那里。两个星期后商人从欧洲回来，偿还了5000元借款以及15.41元的利息。信贷员问：“非常感谢您的光顾，这笔交易做得也很完美，但是我们有一个疑问，你离开后我们查了一下发现您是一个富翁。为什么您会不怕麻烦来这借5000元呢?”商人回答：“除了您这我还能在纽约市的其他地方只需付款15元就能停车两个星期吗?”中英文对照英语笑话：Iwantadayoff想请一天假Smithgoestoseehissupervisorinthefrontoffice."Boss,"hesays,"we'redoingsomeheavyhouse-cleaningathometomorrow,andmywifeneedsmetohelpwiththeatticandthegarage,movingandhaulingstuff.""We'reshort-handed,Smith",thebossreplies,"Ican'tgiveyouthedayoff.""Thanks,boss,"saysSmith,"IknewIcouldcountonyou!"一天，史