幽默英语小笑话短文阅读.docx

幽默英语小笑话短文阅读幽默英语小笑话短文：轻而易举Steppingfrommykitchenintothegarage,Iaccidentallylockedmyselfoutofthehouse.WhenItriedtopersuademy18-month-oldson，Taylor,toopenthedoor,noneofmytacticsworked.Finally，Iwalkedaroundthehousetocheckforanopenwindow.Tomyamazement，IfoundthefrontdooropenandTaylorstandingtherewithasalesman.出了厨房我便走进了车库，不留神把门锁给撞上了，把我自己锁在了门外。我那18个月的儿子泰勒在屋里。于走，我在外边千方百计地想让他帮我开门，结果均告失败。最后，我围着房子想找个开着的窗子。令我吃惊的是，前门开着，我的儿子站在门口正与一个推销员在谈话。"I'vebeenlockedoutfor20minutes,"Isaid."Howdidyougethimtoopenthedoor?"我对那推销员说:“我被锁在了外边20多分钟，你是怎样让他给你开门的”。Lookingpuzzled，themanreplied，“Irangthedoorbell."面带惊奇的推销员答说:“我只按了一下门铃。”幽默英语小笑话短文：漫无边际的菜单Amandirningwithafriendexplainedthepeculiaritiesoftherestauranttheywerein:"Thewaitersneveradmittheydon'thavesomething.They'lltakeyourorder.forasliceofsunandtooawayasiftheymeantogetit...thenthey'llcomebackandsaytheyjustranout.”一位和朋友吃饭的男士解释他们在饭馆里吃饭的怪现象时说:“服务员从未承认过他们没有什么莱。假如你想要一份太阳，他们也会拿着菜单离去，好像真能给你弄来似的。然后，他们回来说这道菜刚卖完。”为了证明这一点，我说:“请来一份恐龙。”Toprovehispoint，hesaidtothewaiter,“Thedinosaur，please.”“好的，先生，”服务员回答说:“您要的恐龙是做得嫩点还是老点儿的?”“Yes，sir，“answeredthewaiter.”Andhowwouldyoulikeitcooked?"“老点儿的。”"Welldone!"服务员离开了，又很快回来了。“对不起，先生，我们的恐龙菜刚卖完。”Thewaiterleftandreturnedquickly.“I'msorry,sir，butwe'vejustrunoutofadinosaur.”“什么?”顾客气愤地说:“没有恐龙?”"What?"saidthedinerwithfeigneddisappointment."Nodinosaur?"那服务员低声地说:“我们的确还剩一些。”他显得作常自信的样子。“但恐龙肉有点儿不太鲜了，所以我们还是不给您上这道菜的好。”Thewaiterloweredhisvoice."Well，wedohavesomeleft，“hewhisperedconfidentially,"...butit'snotveryfreshandIwon'tserveit!”幽默英语小笑话短文：规定Itwassunnyandwarmwhenourneighbor,Danny，lefthomeforhisfirstdayofschool.Hewastheproudifreluctautpossessorofanewsportcoatandtie，sincehisschoolhadadressrequirement.今天是个晴天，天气暖和。我的邻居丹尼今天第一天上学。因为学校在穿着上有所要求，丹尼只好穿上新运动衣，还戴上条有带。Atdismissaltime，itwashotout.IcouldseeDanny'smomwatchingfromherfrontdoortocatchaglimpseofherhandsomeyoungmangettingofftheschoolbus.Finally，heappeared-tieundone，lunchboxinhand，nocoatinsight.下午放学时，天气有点热。我看见丹尼的母亲站在门口，等着看看她那漂亮儿子从校车上下来。一会儿丹尼出现了。领带没系，夹着午饭盒，新运动衣不见了.Hismotheryelled，"Danny，where's