幽默的英语小笑话短文阅读.docx

幽默的英语小笑话短文阅读幽默的英语小笑话短文：GoodBoy好孩子LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents.小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。"WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?"Motherasked.“昨天我给你的钱，你干什么了?”妈妈问。"1gaveittoapooroldwoman,"heanswered.“我给了一个可怜的老太太，”他回答说。"You'reagoodboy,"saidthemotherproudly."Herearetwocentsmore.Butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldwoman?"“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说，“再给你两分钱，可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”"Sheistheonewhosellsthecandy."“她就是那个卖糖果的老太太呀。”幽默的英语小笑话短文：GodIsMissing上帝失踪了Thereweretwobrotherswhowerealwaysuptosomemischief.Ifsomebodyhadbeenlockedupinhishouse,orifsomebody'sdoghadbeenpaintedgreen,onealwaysknewwhotheculpritswere-thebrothers.Onedaytheboys'motheraskedapriesttotalktohersonsandputthefearofGodinthemsothattheywouldmendtheirways.Thepriestaskedhertosendhersonstohimoneatatime.Whentheyoungerboycame,hemadehimsitandaskedhim:"WhereisGod?"Theboydidnotanswer.Thepriestaskedagain,inaloudervoice:"WhereisGod?"Theboyremainedsilent.Butwhenthepriestaskedthesamequestionforathirdtime,theboyjumpedupandranaway.Hewentstraighttohisbrother."Weareinbigtrouble!"hegasped."What'swrong'?"askedtheolderboy,warily,wonderingwhichoftheirsinshadcaughtupwiththem."Godismissing,"saidtheyoungster,"andtheythinkwehavesomethingtodowithit!"有两兄弟总是搞恶作剧。如果有人被锁在自己的房子里，或者谁家的狗被漆成了绿色，人们总知道谁是罪魁祸首—兄弟俩。一天，男孩的母亲请牧师和她的儿子们谈谈，让他们对上帝感到敬畏，以便他们能改善他们的行为。牧师叫她把两兄弟一个一个地送过来。年幼一些的孩子过来了，牧师让他坐下，问他:“上帝在哪里?”男孩没有回答。牧师又问，这次声音更大了:“上帝在哪里?”男孩仍然保持沉默。当牧师第三次问同样的问题时，男孩跳起来跑走了。他直奔向他的哥哥。“我们有大麻烦了!”他喘着气说。“你怎么了?”年长的男孩谨慎地问，想知道到底因为他们做的哪件坏事人们要逮捕他俩。“上帝不见了，”弟弟说，“他们认为这事和我们有关!”幽默的英语小笑话短文：Kid'sPerspective孩子的视角Onthewayhomefromthefirstdayofschool,thefatheraskedhisson,"Whatdidyoudoatschooltoday'?"在上学第一天回家的路上，父亲问儿子，“你今天在学校做了什么?”Thelittleboyshruggedhisshouldersandsaid,"Nothing".小男孩耸耸肩说:“没什么。”Hopingtodrawhissonintoconversation,thefatherpersistedandsaid,"Well,didyoulearnaboutanynumbers,studycertainletters,ormaybeaparticularcolor?"为了把儿了引到谈话中来，父亲继续着话题，说道:“那么，你学习了任何数字、字母或者也许什么特定的颜色吗7”Theperplexedchildlookedathisfatherandsaid,"Daddy,didn'tyougotoschoolwhenyouwerealittleboy?"困惑的孩子看着父亲说:“爸爸，难道你是一个小男孩的时候没有上过学吗