幽默英文小笑话短文阅读.docx

幽默英文小笑话短文阅读WhenamaninMacon,Ga.,cameuponawilddogattackingayoungboy,hequicklygrabbedtheanimalandthrottleditwithhistwohands.Areportersawtheincident,congratulatedthemanandtoldhimtheheadlinethefollowingdaywouldread,"LocalManSavesChildbyKillingViciousAnimal."一位男子在乔治亚州的麦根城遇到一条狗在袭击一个男孩。他敏捷地用两手卡住了狗的脖子并掐死了它。一位记者目睹了这件事，向这位男子表示祝贺并说次日的新闻标题将是：“本地男子杀恶畜救孩童”。Thehero,however,toldthejournalistthathewasn'tfromMacon.然而，这位英雄却告诉记者他不是麦根人。"Well,then,"thereportersaid,theheadlinewillprobablysay,'GeorgiaManSavesChildbyKillingDog.'"“那么，”记者说，“标题可能为‘乔治亚男子杀狗救孩童’。"Actually,"themansaid,"I'mfromConnecticut."实际上，”那男子道，“我是康涅狄格人。”"Inthatcase,"thereportersaidinahuff,"theheadlinewillread,'YankeeKillsFamilyPet.'"“这样的话，”记者怒气冲冲地说，“标题将是‘北方佬杀死家庭爱犬’。幽默英文小笑话短文篇2harryandlloydwerespeedingdowntheroad.apolicecarpulledthemover.哈里与劳埃德超速行驶，一辆警车拦住了他们。"whyonearthwereyoudrivingsofast?"thepolicemanyelled.“你们为什么开那么快?”警官喊道。"ourbrakesarenogood,sowewantedtogettherebeforewehadanaccident!“我们的刹车不好，因此我们想在发生事故前赶紧到达目的地。”幽默英文小笑话短文篇3drillsergeantorderedtwoyoungfemalerecruitstopaintaroominthebarracks,stressingthattheynotgetanypaintontheiruniforms.Doubtfultheycouldavoidruiningtheirclothes,thewomenlockedthedoor,strippednakedandpaintedinnude.Afteraboutanhourtheyheardaknockatthedoor."Whoisit?"askedoneofthewomen.一位军事训练中士命令两个年轻的女兵去油漆营房里的一间屋子，并一再强调不得把漆弄到她们的制服上。她们很怀疑能不把衣服弄脏，所以就把门插上，脱了衣服，裸体在里面油漆。大约一个小时过后，她们听到有人敲门。“谁呀?”其中一女子问。"Blindman,"camethereply.“送窗帘的(与‘盲人’同音同词----编者)，”来者答道。Seeingnoharminlettingablindmanin,theyopenedthedoor.她们觉得让一个盲人进来无妨，就开了门。"Wow,whatknockouts!"themansaidwithsurprise."Now,wheredoyouwanttheseblinds?"“哇，多动人的人儿呀!”那男子惊奇地说，“现在你们想把窗帘挂在哪儿?”看了“幽默英文小笑话短文”的人还看了：1.幽默英语小笑话短文阅读2.幽默的英语小笑话短文阅读3.关于幽默英文小笑话阅读4.关于幽默的英文小笑话阅读5.好笑的英文小笑话短文阅读6.最搞笑的英语小笑话十则