好玩又好笑的英语笑话带翻译.docx

好玩又好笑的英语笑话带翻译好玩又好笑的英语笑话带翻译篇1LargeUniformsDuringourfirstthreedaysatLacklandAirForceBaseinSanAntonio,wewereherdedfromplacetoplaceforhaircuts,shotsanduniforms.Backinourbarracks,thedrillinstructortoldustoputonouruniformsandfalloutinfrontofthebuilding.Someoftheuniforms,however,wereextremelylarge.Aswefiledoutside,thesergeantstoodbythedoorwithhisassistant."Wehavetotakesomeofthesepeoplebackforrefitting,"hesaid."Thatlastmantooktwostepsbeforehisuniformmoved."大制服在圣安东尼奥的莱克兰空军基地的头三天，我们被从一个地方赶到另一个地方去理发、照相、领制服。回到营房之后，训练指导员让我们穿上制服，在营房前原地解散。但是，我些制服特别大。我们列队的时候，中士和他的副手就站在门边。“我们得将一些人弄回去重新量一下，”他说，“最后那个人走了两步，他的制服才动。”好玩又好笑的英语笑话带翻译篇2QuickReactionMybatterycommanderandIwereinterviewingcandidatesforapositionasreconnaissancesergeantinourartilleryunit.Theselectedsoldierneededtohavekeeneyesight,plustheabilitytoreactquickly.Duringoneinterview,thecommanderpointedtoahillaboutamileawayandaskedayoungsergeant,"Canyouseethathilloverthere?""Yes,sir."hereplied."Canyouseetheradioantennaonthathill?"Again,thesoldiersaidthathecould."Well,then,"thecommanderwenton,"Canyouseethatbirdsittingontheantenna?"Thesergeantleanedforwardandsquinted."No,sir,"hesaid,"butIcanhearitissinging."Hegotthejob.快速反应我和连长在面试我们炮兵部队侦察中士一职的候选人。被选的士兵要求有敏锐的观察力及快速的反应力。在一次面试时，连长指着一英里外的一座小山问一名年轻的中士：“你能看见那座山吗?”“是的，长官。”他回答道。“你能看见那座山上的无线电天线吗?”那士兵又说他能。“那么，”连长接着说：“你能看见停在天线上的那只鸟吗?”那名中士身体前倾，眼睛眯成一条缝。“看不见，长官，”他说，“但我听见它在唱歌。”他得到了那份工作。好玩又好笑的英语笑话带翻译篇3VisualTrainingThesquadwerehaving"visualtraining".Onesmartrecruitwasaskedbytheofficertocounthowmanymencomposedadiggingpartyinadistantfield.Thepartywassofarawaythatthemenappearedasmeredots,butunhesitatinglytherecruitreplied:"Sexteenmenandasergeant,sir.""Right;buthowdoyouknowthere'sasergeantthere?""He'snotdoinganydigging,sir."视力训练班里正在进行“视力训练”。一个聪明伶俐的新兵被班长叫出来数远处旷野上采掘队的人数。采掘队在很远的地方，那些人看起来只是一些小点儿。但是这个新兵毫不犹豫的回答：“十六个士兵和一个中士，长官。”“正确。可你如何知道那儿有一个中士?”“他不干活，长官。”好玩又好笑的英语笑话带翻译篇4Oneday,whileSuewascleaningunderthebed,shefoundasmallbox.Curious,sheopeneditandfound3eggsand10,000dollars.Alittlebitsuspicious,sheconfrontedherhusba