初中好笑的英语笑话带翻译.docx

初中好笑的英语笑话带翻译初中好笑的英语笑话带翻译篇一StupidOrders愚蠢的命令WhenNasreddinwasaboy,heneverdidwhathewastold,sohisfatheralwaystoldhimtodotheoppositeofwhathewantedhimtodo.Oneday,whenthetwowerebringingsacksofflourhomeontheirdonkeys,theyhadtocrossashallowriver.Whentheywereinthemiddleofit,oneofthesacksonNasreddin'sdonkeybegantoslip,sohisfathersaid,"Thatsackisnearlyinthewater!Pressdownhardonit!"Hisfatherofcourseexpectedthathewoulddotheopposite,butthistimeNasreddindidwhathisfatherhadtoldhimtodo.Hepresseddownonthesackanditwentunderwater.Ofcourse,theflourwaslost."Whathaveyoudone,Nasreddin,"hisfathershoutedangrily."Well,father,"saidNasreddin."ThistimeIthoughtthatIwoulddojustwhatyoutoldmetoshowyouhowstupidyourordersalwaysare."当纳斯雷金还是个孩子时，从来不按照别人所说的去做。所以他爸爸想要他去做某事时，常叫他做相反的事。一天，父子俩用毛驴驮着几袋面粉往家走，路上必须经过一条不深的小河。父子俩走到河中心时，纳斯雷金牵的那头毛驴上有一袋面粉开始往下滑了。他爸爸说：“那个袋子快掉进水里了，使劲往下按!”他爸爸当然是希望他象以往一样，干和他所说的相反的事。可这次纳斯雷金却按照他爸爸所说的去做了。他使劲一按，袋子沉进水里了。当然，这袋面也没有了。他爸爸愤怒地喊道：“你干的什么事!”纳斯雷金说：“嗯，爸爸，这次我想按你所要求的去做，好证明你以往的命令是多么的愚蠢。”初中好笑的英语笑话带翻译篇二Isinksoexpensive墨水很贵吗Son:Isinksoveryexpensive,father?Father:Why,son,whatmakesyouthinkso?Son:W...well.MotherseemsquitedisturbedbecauseIspilledsomeonthecarpet.儿子：爸爸，墨水很贵吗?父亲：不贵呀，你为什么这么想?儿子：哦，我把墨水洒了一点在地毯上，妈妈好象挺着急的。初中好笑的英语笑话带翻译篇三NestandHair鸟窝与头发Mysister,aprimaryschoolteacher,wasinformedbyoneofherpupilsthatabirdhadbuiltitsnestinthetreeoutsidetheclassroom."Whatkindofbird?"mysisterasked."Ididn'tseethebird,ma'am,onlythenest,"repliedthechild."Then,canyougiveusadescriptionofthenest?"mysisterencouragedher."Well,ma'am,itjustresemblesyourhair."我姐姐是一位小学老师。一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外的树上垒了个窝。“是什么鸟呢?”我姐姐问她。“我没看到鸟儿，老师，只看到鸟窝。”那孩子回答说。“那么，你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗?”我姐姐鼓励她道。“哦，老师，就像你的头发一样。”初中好笑的英语笑话带翻译篇四SavingMoney省钱Amantoldhissontotakealettertothepostoffice,buyathree-centstampandmailit.Afterawhilehissonreturned.Themanaskedhim,"Didyoumailtheletter?"Hissonreplied,"Certainly,andIhavesavedthethreecents.Isawmanypeopledroppinglettersinabox,sowhennobodywaslooking,Idroppedmineintoo."有个人叫他的儿子拿一封信到邮局去买一张三分钱的邮票把它寄出去。过了一会儿他的儿子回来了，他问儿子：“信寄了吗?”儿子回答说：“