超好笑的英语笑话带翻译.docx

超好笑的英语笑话带翻译超好笑的英语笑话带翻译篇一：BeCarefulforWhatYouWishforAcouplehadbeenmarriedfor25yearsandwerecelebratingtheir60thbirthdays,whichfellonthesameday.一对夫妇结婚已经25年了，正在一起庆祝他们的结婚纪念日和60岁生日。Duringthecelebrationafairyappearedandsaidthatbecausetheyhadbeensuchalovingcoupleforall25years,shewouldgivethemonewisheach.正庆祝时，一位仙女从天而降说25年来他们一直相亲相爱，她将实现他们每个人一个愿望。Thewifewantedtotravelaroundtheworld.Thefairywavedherhand,andBoom!Shehadtheticketsinherhand.妻子说想环游世界。仙女握住了她的手，只听轰的一声。妻子手中出现了各种入场券和票。Next,itwasthehusband'sturn.Hepausedforamoment,thensaidshyly,"Well,I'dliketohaveawoman30yearsyoungerthanme."接着就该丈夫许愿了。他顿了一下，然后不好意思地说：“嗯，我想要一个比我年轻30岁的妻子。”Thefairypickedupherwand,andBoom!Hewasninety.仙女拿起魔杖，只听轰的一声!丈夫变成90岁的.老翁了。超好笑的英语笑话带翻译篇二：看见一只死鸟了吗BirdAbrunetteandablondearewalkingalonginaparkonemorning.Suddenly,thebrunettenoticesadeadbird."Awww,lookatthedeadbirdie,"shesayssadly.Theblondestops,looksupintothesky,andsays,"Where?Where?"译文：一天早晨，一位黑人女人和一位金发女郎正走在公园里。突然，黑人女人发现了一只死去的小鸟。“哦!看这只死去的小鸟。”她悲伤地说。金发女郎停下了脚步，她抬头望着天空，问道：“哪，在那?”超好笑的英语笑话带翻译篇三：酒吧里的猴子TheMonkeyAmanwalksintoabarandordersabeer.Hetakeshisfirstsipandsetsitdown.Whileheislookingaroundthebar,amonkeyswingsdownandstealsthepintofbeerfromhimbeforeheisabletostopthemonkey.Themanasksthebarmanwhoownsthemonkey.Thebarmanrepliesthepianoplayer.Themanwalksovertothepianoplayerandsays"Doyouknowyourmonkeystolemybeer."Thepianistreplies"No,butifyouhumit,I'llplayit."一男子去酒吧，点了一杯啤酒。他喝了一口放下。当他环视酒吧时，发现一只猴子荡下来，在他阻止之前，偷走了啤酒。该男子问酒吧招待，这只猴子是谁的。服务员回答说是钢琴手的。男子走到钢琴手面前问：“你知道你的猴子偷了我的啤酒吗?”钢琴手回答说：“没有，但是如果你能哼唱，我会为你演奏的。”超好笑的英语笑话带翻译篇四：ASoldier'sBrilliantIdeaMr.Robinsonhadtotravelsomewhereonbusiness,andashewasinahurry,hedecidedtogobyair.Helikedsittingbesideawindowwhenhewasflying,sowhenhegotontotheplane,helookedforawindowseat.Hefoundallofthemhadalreadyhadbeentakenexceptforone.Therewasasoldiersittingintheseatbesidethisone,andMr.Robinsonwassurprisedthathehadnottakentheonebythewindow;but,anyhow,heatoncewenttowardsit.Whenhereachedit,however,hesawthattherewasanoticeonit.Itwaswrittenininkandsaid,"Thisse