关于中长篇英语笑话阅读.docx

关于中长篇英语笑话阅读关于中长篇英语笑话：SilentBattleWithThePopeSeveralcenturiesago,thePopedecreedthatalltheJewshadtoleaveItaly.Therewas,ofcourse,ahugeoutcryfromtheJewishcommunity,sothePopeofferedadeal.HewouldhaveareligiousdebatewithaleaderoftheJewishcommunity.IftheJewishleaderwonthedebate,theJewswouldbepermittedtostayinItaly.IfthePopewon,theJewswouldhavetoleave.TheJewishcommunitymetandpickedanagedRabbi,Moishe,torepresenttheminthedebate.RabbiMoishe,however,couldnotspeakLatinandthePopecouldnotspeakYiddish.Soitwasdecidedthatthiswouldbea"silent"debate.Onthedayofthegreatdebate,thePopeandRabbiMoishesatoppositeeachotherforafullminutebeforethePoperaisedhishandandshowedthreefingers.RabbiMoishelookedbackandraisedonefinger.Next,thePopewavedhisfingeraroundhishead.RabbiMoishepointedtothegroundwherehesat.ThePopethenbroughtoutacommunionwaferandchaliceofwine.RabbiMoishepulledoutanapple.Withthat,thePopestoodupandsaid,"Iconcedethedebate.Thismanhasbestedme.TheJewscanstay."Later,theCardinalsgatheredaroundthePope,askinghimwhathadhappened.ThePopesaid,"FirstIheldupthreefingerstorepresenttheTrinity.HerespondedbyholdinguponefingertoremindmethattherewasstilloneGodcommontobothourreligions.ThenIwavedmyfingeraroundmetoshowhimthatGodwasallaroundus.HerespondedbypointingtothegroundtoshowthatGodwasalsorightherewithus.IpulledoutthewineandthewafertoshowthatGodabsolvesusofoursins.Hepulledoutanappletoremindmeoforiginalsin.Hehadananswerforeverything.WhatcouldIdo?"Meanwhile,theJewishcommunitycrowdedaroundRabbiMoishe,askingwhathappened."Well,"saidMoishe,"firsthesaidtome,'YouJewshavethreedaystogetoutofhere.'SoIsaidtohim,'Upyours'.ThenhetellsmethewholecitywouldbeclearedofJews.SoIsaidtohim,'ListenhereMr.Pope,theJews...westayrighthere!""Andthen?"askedawoman."Whoknows?"saidRabbiMoishe."Webrokeforlunch."关于中长篇英语笑话：DestroyingTheWorldNoah'sArk...IfithappenedtodayAndtheLordspoketoNoahandsaid,"InsixmonthsI'mgoingtomakeitrainuntilthewholeearthiscoveredwithwaterandalltheevilpeoplearedestroyed.ButIwanttosaveafewgoodpeople,andtwoofeveryki