英语笑话带翻译爆笑.docx

英语笑话带翻译爆笑爆笑英语笑话带翻译篇一Mattandhiswifelivedinthecountry.Mattwasverystingyandhatedspendingmoney.Onedayafaircametothenearbytown."Let'sgotothefair,Matt,"hiswifesaid."Wehaven'tbeenanywhereforalongtime."Mattthoughtaboutthisforawhile.Heknewhewouldhavetospendmoneyatthefair.Atlasthesaid,"Allright,butI'mnotgoingtospendmuchmoney.We'lllookatthings,butwewon'tbuyanything."Theywenttothefairandlookedatallthethingstobuy.ThereweremanythingsMatt'swifewantedtobuy,buthewouldnotletherspendanymoney.Then,inanearbyfield,theysawasmallairplane."Funflights!"thenoticesaid,"$10for10minutes.Matthadneverbeeninanairplaneandhewantedtogoonafunflight.However,hedidn'twanttohavetopayforhiswife,aswell."I'veonlygot$10,"hetoldthepilot."Canmywifecomewithmeforfree?"Thepilotwasn'tsellingmanytickets,sohesaid,"I'llmakeabargainwithyou.Ifyourwifedoesn'tscreamorshout,shecanhaveafreeflight."Mattagreed,andgotintothesmallairplanewithhiswife.Thepilottookoffandmadehisairplanedoallkindsofthings.Atonemomentitwasflyingupsidedown.Whentheplanelanded,thepilotsaid,"0.K.yourwifedidn'tmakeasound.Shecanhaveherridefree.""Thankyou,"Mattsaid."Itwasn'teasyforher,youknow,especiallywhenshefellout."麦特和妻子住在乡下。麦特很吝啬，讨厌花钱。一天附近的镇子逢集。“我们去赶集，麦特，”妻子说。“我们很久没出去了。”麦特想了一会儿。他知道在集市上一定得花钱。最后他说：“好吧，但我不打算花太多钱。我们只看不买。”他们去集市，看看所有可买的东西。有很多东西麦特的妻子想买，但麦特不让她买。然后在附近的露天场地，他们看到一架小飞机。“有趣的飞行。”海报上写着，“10分钟10美元。”麦特从来没有乘过飞机，所以他想乘一次小飞机。然而他不想付他妻子的票钱。“我只带了10美元，”他对飞机驾驶员说，“我妻子能免费和我一起乘飞机吗?”驾驶员没卖出多少票，所以他说：“我和你做个交易。如果你妻子不尖叫，也不叫出声来，她就能免费飞行。”麦特同意了，他和妻子一起登上了飞机。飞机起飞了，驾驶员让飞机做出各种各样的动作。有一会儿飞机倒着飞行。飞机着陆时，驾驶员说，“好吧，你妻子没发出任何声响。她就不用买飞机票了。”“谢谢，”麦特说，“你知道，这对她不容易，特别当她刚才掉下去的时候。”爆笑英语笑话带翻译篇二AtthesupermarketInoticedanelderlymanwhoseemedtobefollowingmewhereverIwent.AsImovedtoeachaisle,therehewas,smilingatme.NowIwaswonderingifhewasinterestedinme.AtthedairycounterIwascheckingouttheeggswhenIfeltataponmyshoulder.Turningaround,Isawthatitwasthesameman."Lady,"hefinallysaid,"youhavemyshoppingcart."在超市我注意到一位上了年纪的男子好像总在跟着我。我每到一个售货通道，他就跟我到一个售货通道，微笑地看着我。我开始想他是不是喜欢上我了。在乳品柜，我正给鸡蛋包装结账时，有人在我肩上轻拍了一下。我转过身发现还是那个男子。“女