英语笑话带翻译爆笑.docx

英语笑话带翻译爆笑英语笑话带翻译爆笑精选爱笑的人，运气总不会太差，那么你喜欢笑么?这里收集整理了好些搞笑的英语笑话带翻译爆笑精选，一起来看看吧!说不定能点中你的笑血哦!英语笑话带翻译爆笑精选一CharityBeginsatHome慈善应由家中做起SamSidneywasgoingdoortodoorsellingraffleticketstoraisefundsforthecharitableorganizationofwhichhewasamember.山姆，希德尼正挨家挨户推销他所属的一家慈善机构的彩券以筹募基金。OnemorningfoundhimknockingonthedoorofoldMrs.Sullivan.有一天早上他敲了苏利文太太的门。"Goodmorning,Mrs.Sullivan,IrepresenttheSouthSavannahSingingandSocialSociety"saidSam.“您早!苏利文太太，我是代表南方萨瓦那音乐及公关协会的。”"What'sitthatyousay?"croakedtheoldlady.“你说什么啊?，’老太太大声问道。"ISAYI'MSELLINGRAFFLETICKETSFORTHESOUTHSAVANNAHSING-INGANDSOCIALSOCIETY!"“我说我正为南方萨瓦那音乐及公关协会卖彩券!”"Eh?"“哦?”"RAFFLETICKETS!SOUTHSAVANNAHSINGINGANDSOCIALSOCIETY!"“彩券!南方萨瓦那音乐及公关协会!”"You'llhavetospeakup,youngman,there'snousemumbling.“你应当说大声点，年轻人，喃喃低语是没用的。”"Well,fuckyou,Mrs.Sullivan,"saidSamunderhisbreathasheturnedaway.“喔!去你的，苏利文太太!”山姆离开时屏气说。Mrs.Sullivanclosedthedoorandsaid,"Well,fucktheSouthSavannahSingingandSocialSociety."苏利文太太关门说道：“去你妈的，南方萨瓦那音乐及公关协会!”英语笑话带翻译爆笑精选二Whatisthebadnews?坏消息呢?Aguygoestoseehisdoctortogethistestresults."WellMr.Jones,Ihavesomegoodnews&somebadnewsforyou.Thegoodnewsisthatyouhaveonly24hrstolive."That'sthegoodnews?"wailsJones,"Whatisthebadnews?"TheDoctorgivesasheepishgrinandsays,"Ishouldhavetoldyouyesterday!!!"小伙子去医院询问诊断结果。“琼斯先生，我要告诉你一个好消息和一个坏消息，好消息是你只能活24小时了。”“这是好消息?”琼斯惨叫了一声，“那么坏消息呢?”医生苦笑一声：“我应该昨天告诉你这些的.。”英语笑话带翻译爆笑精选三Bekindtoanimals爱护动物Theownerofthehamburgerstandwasrathersurprisedtoseeamanwalkinwiththreeiguanas,butwhenthemanorderedfourhamburgerswithfries,theownercompliedwithashrug.有个人牵了三只大蜥蜴走进一家汉堡店，老板吓了一跳。接着他点了四份汉堡和薯条，老板耸耸肩答应了他的要求.Themanandhisiguanasenjoyedtheirdinnerandleft.那个老兄和他的蜥蜴享受过晚餐后便离开了。Thenextdaythemanreturnedwithtwokangaroosandthesamescenewasrepeated.第二天，那个人带了两只袋鼠，又点了相同的东西。Onthe