英语笑话爆笑带翻译.docx

英语笑话爆笑带翻译英语笑话大全爆笑带翻译总是有些时候莫名其妙的不开心，心情不佳的时候就会办什么都不在状态，你会这样么?这里小编收集整理了英语笑话大全爆笑带翻译，让你的心情速速好起来。英语笑话大全爆笑带翻译一：WhereHaveYouBeen?你去哪儿了?Onceuponatime,therewasamanwhoalwaysforgotthings.古时候，有个人总是忘事。Oneday,hewentoutwithhislittleson.一天，他带着小儿子出门。Hewassohappythatheputthesonridehisneck.一高兴，便让儿子骑在自己的脖子上。Afteratime,hesuddenlythoughtofhisson,heaskedpeople:过了一会儿，他忽然想起儿子来，逢人便问:"Haveyouseenmychild?"“你看到我的孩子了吗?”Oneofhisvillagerslaughedandsaid:"Don'tyouknowheisonyourneck?"有个同村的村民见了大笑，说:“你难道不知道他在你脖子上吗?”Hearingthis,themantookdownhissonfromhisneck,一听这话，这人一把将儿子一从脖子上揪下来，hewassoangrythathehittheson,andthenshouted:气愤至极，狠狠地打了孩子，嚷道:"Ihavetoldyounottogohereandthere.“我叫你别乱跑，Wheredidyougojustnow?"刚才你到哪里去了?”英语笑话大全爆笑带翻译二：MyWifeWillExchangeThemAgentlemanwalksintoastoreandaskedforapairofgloves.″Clothorleather?″askedthesalesperson.″Makesnodifference?″repliedcustomer.″Whatcolor?″askedtheclerk.″Any?″heresponded.″Size?″″Givemewhateveryouprefer?″thegentlemansaid?slightlyexasperated.″Mywifewillbebacktomorrowtoexchangethem.″反正我太太明天会来换的一位先生走进一家商店要买副手套。“您是要布的还是皮的?”售货员问。“没什么区别。”这位顾客回答。“那您要什么颜色的呢?”售货员又问。“什么颜色都成。”他回答。“号码呢?”“您就随便给我拿一副吧，”这位顾客有点不耐烦了，“反正我太太明天都会来换的。”英语笑话大全爆笑带翻译三：老板和秘书Itwasherfirstjobasasecretary.Hershorthandwasn’tbad,andhertypingwasquitegood.Butthebossnoticedthatsheneveransweredthetelephone.Itrangandrang,andshenevertouchedit.“whydon’tyouanswerit?”hecalledatlast.Shecametothedoorofhisoffice.“becauseit’salwaysforyou,”shedaid.她的第一个工作是做秘书。她速记不错，打字也相当好。可老板注意到她从不接电话。电话铃一遍一遍地响，她从来不接。“你为什么不接电话?”终于老板叫了起来。她走到老板办公室门口说：“因为电话总是找你的。”Boss:Therearetoomanyspellingmistakesinthisletterthatyouhavetyped.There’snoexcuseforthat.Youmustuseadictionarywhenyouareindoubt.Secretary:ButthetroubleisthatIamneverindoubt.老板：你刚刚打印的这封信拼音