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modernfamily0101modernfamily0101modernfamily0101Script：WhatdoyouknowaboutClaire’sfamily？Claire：Kids，breakfast!Kids？Phil,wouldyougetthem?Phil：Yeah，justasec。Claire:Kids！Phil:Thatwas…oh…Claire：Ok!Phil:Kids,getdownhere！Haley:Whyareyouguysyellingatus，whenwe'rewayupstairs，justtextme。Claire：Alright,that’snotgonnahappen,and,wow，you'renotwearingthatoutfit.Haley：What'swrongwithit？Claire:Honey,doyouhaveanythingtosaytoyourdaughteraboutherskirt？Phil：Sorry?Ohyeah,thatlooksreallycute,sweetheart！Haley:Thanks!Claire：No，it’swaytooshort，peopleknowyou’reagirl…youdon'tneedtoproveittothem.Alex：Lukegothisheadstuckinthebanisteragain。Phil：Igotit。Where’sthebabyoil？Claire：It’sonourbedsidetip。..Idon’tknow，findit。Comeon！I。。。wasoutofcontrolgrowingup,there，youknow,Isaidit。Ijustdon'twantmykidstomakethesamebadmistakesImade。IfHaleyneverwakesuponabeachinFlorida,halfnaked。.。I’vedonemyjob。Phil：Ourjob。Claire：Right...I’vedoneourjob.WhatdoyouknowaboutGloria’sfamily？Gloria：Comeon，Manny,kickit，kickit.Don’tlethim…，kickit!Manny,go。No…No…No…Hetookit,Jay。Where’sthepenalty！Jay:Gloria,there’soandsix，let'stakeitdownanotch。(instructiontoanindividualtoregulatehisorherlevelofenthusiasm,relax,calmdown）Gloria:We’re，verydifferent.He'sfromthecity.Hehasbigbusiness。Icomefromasmallvillage，verypoor,butveryverybeautiful.It'sthenumberonevillageinnorth—Columbiaforallday…what'stheword？Jay：Murders。Gloria:Yes,themurders.Manny,stophim!Youcandoit!Aboy:Damnit，Manny!Awoman：Comeon，coach!You’vegottatakethatkidout！Gloria：Youwannatakehimout?HowaboutItakeyouout!?Jay:Honey，honey。。。Gloria：Whydon’tyouworryaboutyourson!He'dspendthefirsthalfwithhishandsinhispants!Josh：Iwantedtotellherthatforthelastsixweeks.。.I'mJosh,Brian’sdad.Gloria：Hi,I’mGloriaPritchett,Manny’smother.Josh:Oh，thismustbeyourdad.Jay:Herdad？Josh:Yeah？Jay：Uh，no,no,that'sfunny。Actuallyno,I'mherhusband！Don'tbefooledbythe..。Givemeasecondhere.WhatdoyouknowaboutMitchellandCameron？Mitchell:Who’sthatlittlegirl?Who’sthat?Passenger：Oh,she’sadorable!Mitchell:Oh，thankyou！Passenger:Hi,preciou