modernfamily0101.doc

modernfamily0101
modernfamily0101
modernfamily0101
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WhatdoyouknowaboutClaire’sfamily？
Claire：Kids，breakfast!Kids？Phil,wouldyougetthem?
Phil：Yeah，justasec。
Claire:Kids！
Phil:Thatwas…oh…
Claire：Ok!
Phil:Kids,getdownhere！
Haley:Whyareyouguysyellingatus，whenwe'rewayupstairs，justtextme。
Claire：Alright,that’snotgonnahappen,and,wow，you'renotwearingthatoutfit.
Haley：What'swrongwithit？
Claire:Honey,doyouhaveanythingtosaytoyourdaughteraboutherskirt？
Phil：Sorry?Ohyeah,thatlooksreallycute,sweetheart！
Haley:Thanks!
Claire：No，it’swaytooshort，peopleknowyou’reagirl…youdon'tneedtoproveittothem.
Alex：Lukegothisheadstuckinthebanisteragain。
Phil：Igotit。Where’sthebabyoil？
Claire：It’sonourbedsidetip。..Idon’tknow，findit。Comeon！I。。。wasoutofcontrolgrowingup,there，youknow,Isaidit。Ijustdon'twantmykidstomakethesamebadmistakesImade。IfHaleyneverwakesuponabeachinFlorida,halfnaked。.。I’vedonemyjob。
Phil：Ourjob。
Claire：Right...I’vedoneourjob.

WhatdoyouknowaboutGloria’sfamily？
Gloria：Comeon，Manny,kickit，kickit.Don’tlethim…，kickit!Manny,go。No…No…No…Hetookit,Jay。Where’sthepenalty！
Jay:Gloria,there’soandsix，let'stakeitdownanotch。(instructiontoanindividualtoregulatehisorherlevelofenthusiasm,relax,calmdown）
Gloria:We’re，verydifferent.He'sfromthecity.Hehasbigbusiness。Icomefromasmallvillage，verypoor,butveryverybeautiful.It'sthenumberonevillageinnorth—Columbiaforallday…what'stheword？
Jay：Murders。
Gloria:Yes,themurders.
Manny,stophim!Youcandoit!
Aboy:Damnit，Manny!
Awoman：Comeon，coach!You’vegottatakethatkidout！
Gloria：Youwannatakehimout?HowaboutItakeyouout!?
Jay:Honey，honey。。。
Gloria：Whydon’tyouworryaboutyourson!He'dspendthefirsthalfwithhishandsinhispants!
Josh：Iwantedtotellherthatforthelastsixweeks.。.I'mJosh,Brian’sdad.
Gloria：Hi,I’mGloriaPritchett,Manny’smother.
Josh:Oh，thismustbeyourdad.
Jay:Herdad？
Josh:Yeah？
Jay：Uh，no,no,that'sfunny。Actuallyno,I'mherhusband！Don'tbefooledbythe..。Givemeasecondhere.

WhatdoyouknowaboutMitchellandCameron？
Mitchell:Who’sthatlittlegirl?Who’sthat?
Passenger：Oh,she’sador