【精编】英语笑话大全简单易懂.docx

英语笑话大全简单易明白篇一：简单易明白有趣的英语演讲稿programmingandlifethereisamanwhostaysathomeanddoeshisownworkbyhimselfdayandnight,butjusthasfewfriends.theseimagesshownaboveprobablyarewhatpeoplethinkofprogrammersas,infact,programmersindeedgiveusabadimpressionsometimes.however,peoplejusthaveapartialunderstandingofprogrammers’life,nottomentionthattheycanknowthefunofprogramming.thereisnodoubtthatprogramsaffectallaspectsofourlivesinanobviousorpotentialway,especiallytheyarereflectedinelectronicproductsthatweusenowadays.whenyouaresoproudofpossessinganiphone,you’dbetterrememberthatitistheprogramthatmakesyougetconfidencetoshowofftheadvancedmobilephonesthoroughly.whenyouneedn’tworryabouthotsummerandcoldwinterowingtoanair-conditioner,you’dbetterrememberthatitistheprogramthatmakesyousharethemachine’sintelligent.whenyoureleaseyourpressurebyplayingvariesofonlinegames,you’dbetterrememberthatitistheprogramthatmakesyouenjoythegreatentertainmentinlife.。。。。。。（softwareoneimade，introduceitsfunctionandapplication）。。。。。。（softwaretwoimade，introduceitsfunctionandapplication）。。。。。。（softwarethreeimade，introduceitsfunctionandapplication）iloveprogramming,becauseofitspowerfulfunction.iloveprogramming,becauseofitsabundantapplication.iloveprogramming,becauseofitsterriblechallenge.iloveprogramming,butiamnotintendtobeanoutstandingprogrammer,normakingagreatresearchingachievement.ijustwanttoknowitanddowhatiwantwithit.ihopeyoufirstlyremovethehorriblepsychologyuponprogramming,andthentrytogetintouchwithit.atlast,ihopeprogramminggivesyoumuchhappinessinlife!译文：编程与生活破晓时分，一扇窗子打开，窗子旁边站着一个人，他望向窗外密密丛丛的建筑物，畅快地呼吸着新鲜空气，但是，仅仅一会儿，他便踱步回到座椅上，紧紧盯着电脑屏幕，这个人多半是程序员。有这么一个人，他专心致志于他的电脑，却并不关心他的穿戴，甚至他是否洗漱过。有这么一个人，他对计算机语言相当通晓，却拥有并不高的情商，也不善处人事关系。有这么一个人，他日夜待在