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英语笑话大全简单易明白篇一：简单易明白有趣的英语演讲稿programmingandlifethereisamanwhostaysathomeanddoeshisownworkbyhimselfdayandnightbutjusthasfewfriends.theseimagesshownaboveprobablyarewhatpeoplethinkofprogrammersasinfactprogrammersindeedgiveusabadimpressionsometimes.howeverpeoplejusthaveapartialunderstandingofprogrammers’lifenottomentionthattheycanknowthefunofprogramming.thereisnodoubtthatprogramsaffectallaspectsofourlivesinanobviousorpotentialwayespeciallytheyarereflectedinelectronicproductsthatweusenowadays.whenyouaresoproudofpossessinganiphoneyou’dbetterrememberthatitistheprogramthatmakesyougetconfidencetoshowofftheadvancedmobilephonesthoroughly.whenyouneedn’tworryabouthotsummerandcoldwinterowingtoanair-conditioneryou’dbetterrememberthatitistheprogramthatmakesyousharethemachine’sintelligent.whenyoureleaseyourpressurebyplayingvariesofonlinegamesyou’dbetterrememberthatitistheprogramthatmakesyouenjoythegreatentertainmentinlife.。。。。。。（softwareoneimadeintroduceitsfunctionandapplication）。。。。。。（softwaretwoimadeintroduceitsfunctionandapplication）。。。。。。（softwarethreeimadeintroduceitsfunctionandapplication）iloveprogrammingbecauseofitspowerfulfunction.iloveprogrammingbecauseofitsabundantapplication.iloveprogrammingbecauseofitsterriblechallenge.iloveprogrammingbutiamnotintendtobeanoutstandingprogrammernormakingagreatresearchingachievement.ijustwanttoknowitanddowhatiwantwithit.ihopeyoufirstlyremovethehorriblepsychologyuponprogrammingandthentrytogetintouchwithit.atlastihopeprogramminggivesyoumuchhappinessinlife!译文：编程与生活破晓时分一扇窗子打开窗子旁边站着一个人他望向窗外密密丛丛的建筑物畅快地呼吸着新鲜空气但是仅仅一会儿他便踱步回到座椅上紧紧盯着电脑屏幕这个人多半是程序员。有这么一个人他专心致志于他的电脑却并不关心他的穿戴甚至他是否洗漱过。有这么一个人他对计算机语言相当通晓却拥有并不高的情商也不善处人事关系。有这么一个人他日夜待在家独立做着本人的事却朋友甚少。上面描绘的一些形象多半确实是人们对程序员