英文小笑话爆笑.docx

英文小笑话爆笑英文小笑话大全爆笑总是有些时候莫名其妙的不开心，心情不佳的时候就会办什么都不在状态，你会这样么?这里小编收集整理了英文小笑话大全爆笑，让你的心情速速好起来。有其父必有其子Son:Papa,what'sthemeaningof"Likefather,likeson"?Father:Bastard.Whatanotherscandalousthinghaveyoudoneintheschool?可以选择Thehusbandcomplainedthathiswifealwayscookedthesamedish.Oneday,thehusbandgothomeandaskedhiswife,"Mydear,whatwillweeattoday?"Thewifesaid,"Youmayselectthedishtoday."Thehusbandwasverygladandasked,"Whichdishesaretheretoday?""Cabbage.""Theothers?""None.""Thenhowtoselect?""Eatornoteat!"thewifesaid.我想安安静静地休息一下"MayIborrowyourrecordplayertonight?"amanaskedhisneighbour."Sure.Doyouwanttolistentosomemusic?""No."heanswered."TonightIwanttohavesomepeaceandquiet."谁说我老了?Chaucerwasoverseventy,buthewasnotconvincedofhisage.Atatimeheboasted:“MyphysicalstrengthisasstrongasthatIwasyoung.”Theoppositepersonasked:“Whatdoyourelyon?”Chaucersaid:“Thereisabigstonerollerinmycompound.Icouldn’theaveitwhenwasyoung,neithercanInow.”购物Oursupermarkethadasaldonbonelesschickenbreasts,andawomanIknowontendedtostockup.Atthestore,However,shewasdisappointedtofindonlyafewskimpyprepackagedportopnsofthepoultry,soshecomplainedtothebutcher."don'tworry,lady,"hesaid."Iwillpacksomemoretraysandhavethemreadyforyoubythetimeyoufinishshopping."Severalaisleslater,myfriendheardthebutcher'svoiceboomoverthpublic-addresssystem:"Willtheladywhowantedbiggerbreastspleasemeetmeatthebackofthestore?"因祸得福Althoughmymother，anativeofJapan,haslivedfor55yearsintheUnitedStates，shehasnotadaptedcomplete1ytotheculturalchange.Thisisespecialllyobviousduringherinfrequentforaysintoalargecity.OnedaysheboardedabusinLosAngeles，depositeda$5billinthecoinboxandheldoutherhandforchange.Becausethecoinboxisnotbuilttoacceptpapermoney，thebusdrivergrowled:“Okay，lady.Ifyougetthatbillout,youcanrideforfree.Otherwisewe'regoingtohavetodis-mantlethiscoinbox."Mymotherhesitatedbutamoment,