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爆笑儿童英文小笑话大全Thelittlefarmboystormsoutofthehouse,madaboutbeingorderedtodohischores.Inthebarnyard,hekickstherooster.Nearthebarn,hekickedahog.Inthecorral,hekickedthefamily'smilkcow.Hismothersawallthisandstormedoutafterhim."Isawyoukickthatrooster;justforthat,you'llgetnoeggs.AndIsawyoukickthathog;justforthat,you'llgetnobacon.AndIsawyoukickthecow;justforthat,you'llgetnomilk!"Hisfatherheardtheyelling,cameoutofthebarn,trippingoverthecatandnearlyfalling,afterwhich,hebootedthepooranimaloutofhisway.Thecatranscreechingintothebarn.Thelittleboylookedupathismotherandsaid,"YouwanttotellhimorshallI?"爆笑儿童英文小笑话：IKnowTheTruthAtschool,LittleJohnnywastoldbyaclassmatethatmostadultshideatleastonedarksecretandthismakesitveryeasytoblackmailthemmerelybysaying,"Iknowthewholetruth."SoLittleJohnnydecidestotryitout.Whenhearriveshomefromschoolthatday,hesaystohismother,"Iknowthewholetruth."Hismotherlooksshocked,quicklyfinds$20,andgivesittohim,saying,"Justdon'ttellyourfather."Quitepleased,LittleJohnnywaitsforhisfathertogethomefromwork,andgreetshimwith,"Iknowthewholetruth."Hisfatherlooksshocked,quicklyfinds$40,andgivesittohim,saying,"Justdon'ttellyourmother."Thenextmorning,LittleJohnnyisonhiswaytoschoolwhenheseesthemailmanathisfrontdoor.Theboydecidestotryagain."Iknowthewholetruth."Themailmandropshismailbag,throwsopenshisarms,andsays,"Thencomegiveyourrealdaddyanicebighug!"爆笑儿童英文小笑话：IsItDead?Oneoftheteachershadakindergartenercomeuptoherandsaythathehadfoundafrog.Theteacheraskedifthefrogwasaliveordead.Thestudentsaiditwasdead.Theteacheraskedhowheknew.Theboysaid,"Ipissedinitsear."Theteachersaid,"Youwhat?"Hesaid,"Youknow,Iwenttohisearandsaid,'PSST!'anditdidn'tmove.Soitmustbedead."爆笑儿童英文小笑话：GoingToTheBathroomAgroupofthird,fourthandfifthgradersaccompaniedbytwofemaleteacherswentonafieldtriptothelocalracetracktolearnaboutthoroughbredhorsesandthesupportingindustry.Duringthetoursomeofthechildrenwantedtogotothetoiletsoitwasdecidedthatthegirlswouldgowithoneteacherandtheboyswouldgowiththeother.Astheteacherassignedtot