英语小笑话很短的.docx

英语小笑话很短的TheFuneral葬礼Afuneralserviceisbeingheldforawomanwhohasjustpassedaway.有一场刚过世的女子的葬礼正在举行。Attheendofthepallbearersarecarryingthecasketout到了仪式的尾声，正当抬棺材的人要将棺材抬出之际。whentheyaccidentllybumpintoawall,jurringthecasket.他们一不小心撞到了一面墙壁，摇动了棺材。Theyhearfaintmoan.他们听到了一个微弱无力的呻吟声。Theyopenthecasketandfindthatthewomanisactuallyalive.他们将棺材打开，发现到这个女子实际上还活着。Shelivesfortenmoreyears,andthendies.她又活了十多年，然后就死了.Aceremonyisagainheldatthesameplace,在同样的地点再次举行葬礼，andattheendoftheceremonythepallbearersareagaincarryingoutthecasket.而在葬礼的尾声，抬棺材的人又再次要将棺材抬出去。Astheyarewalking,正当他们在走路的时候，thehusbandcriesout,"Watchoutforthatdamnwall!"老公大声叫说：“小心注意那面该死的墙壁。”简短英语小笑话篇二狗也知道这个谚语吗?Thelittlegirldidnotlikethelookofthebarkingdog."It'sallright,"saidagentleman,"don'tbeafraid.Don'tyouknowtheproverb:Barkingdogsdon'tbite?""Ah,yes,"answeredthelittlegirl."Iknowtheproverb,butdoesthedogknowtheproverb,too?"中文翻译：一个小女孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。“没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。’”“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗?”简短英语小笑话篇三一个言出必行的人AManofActionsAManofActionsAcrowdofstudentwasgatheredonthecampusofOxfordUniversity.“Youcanhavenodoubt,”shoutedayoungmanexcitedly,“thatiftheDeandoesnottakebackwhathesaidtomethismorning,I’llleaveOxfordthisveryevening!”Abuzzingnoisefollowed.“Whatamanofactions!”onesaidinadmiration.“Howshouldwesupporthimandlearnfromhim!”saidanother.Suddenly,agirlasked,“WhatdidtheDeansaytoyou,Hob?”Hebentandwhisperedtoher,“Well,er•••er•••MissRose,er•••hetoldmetogetcleanawayfromOxfordthisveryevening!”一个言出必行的人一群学生聚在牛津的校园里，一个年轻人情绪激动地叫道：“毋庸置疑，如果那个家伙不收回他今早对我说的话，我今晚就离开牛津。”下面一片喧哗。“真是个言出必行的人。”一个人艳羡地说。另一个说：“我们要支持他、学习他。”突然，一个女孩问道：“那家伙对你说什么了，霍波?”他弯下腰小声说：“哦，呃…呃…，罗斯小姐，呃…他说要我今晚从牛津滚出去。”简短英语小笑话篇四WhichMonthDidHeGoAway?(他是哪个月离开的?)WhenJackbowedtosomeone,healwaysdiditatlighteningspeed.Youshouldn'twaitanylongerafterhehashadhisheadnod.Sohewasblamedfornomanners.Thensomewarmheartedmentaughthim,Whenyoubowtosomebodynexttime,youcancount'January,February,March.untilDecember.Thenyoucanliftyourbodyup.Thus,theceremonywillbeperfect.Thenextday,hemethisuncle,hedidasthementoldhim.Thebowwas