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很短的英语笑话小故事Afatherpicksuphissonafterschoolandaskshimhowhisdayhasbeen."Greatdad,todaytheygivememypartattheschoolplay",saystheboy."Really?andwhatdoyouplay?"asksthefather."Iplayamanwhohasbeenmarriedfortwentyyears"."That'sniceson",saysthefather,"youdoagoodworkandonedaythe'llgiveyouaspeakingrole".很短的英语笑话小故事：The5yr.Old.Anoldcountrydoctorwentwayouttotheboondockstodeliverababy.Itwassofaroutthattherewasnoelectricity.Whenthedoctorarrived,noonewashomeexceptforthelaboringmotherandher5yearoldchild.Thedoctorinstructedthechildtoholdalanternhighsohecouldseewhilehehelpedthewomandeliverthebaby.Thechilddidso,themotherpushed,andafteralittlewhile,thedoctorliftedthenewbornbabybythefeetandspankedhimonthebottomtogethimtotakehisfirstbreath."Hithimagain,"thechildsaid."Heshouldn'thavecrawledupthereinthefirstplace!!"很短的英语笑话小故事：ObsessionsApsychiatristwasconductingagrouptherapysessionwithfouryoungmothersandtheirsmallchildren..."Youallhaveobsessions,"heobserved.Tothefirstmother,Mary,hesaid,"Youareobsessedwitheating.You'veevennamedyourdaughterCandy."HeturnedtothesecondMom,Ann:"Yourobsessioniswithmoney.Again,itmanifestsitselfinyourchild'sname,Penny."HeturnstothethirdMom,Joyce:"Yourobsessionisalcohol.Thistoomanifestsitselfinyourchild'sname,Brandy."Atthispoint,thefourthmother,Kathy,getsup,takesherlittleboybythehandandwhispers."Comeon,Dick,we'releaving."很短的英语笑话小故事：ChickensItwaslittleMichael'sfirstvisittothecountry,andfeedingthechickensfascinatedhim.Earlyonemorning,Michaelcaughthisfirstglimpseofapeacockstruttingaroundintheyard.Rushingindoorsexcitedly,Michaellookedforhisgrandmother."Oh,Granny,"heexclaimed,"oneofthechickensisinbloom!"很短的英语笑话小故事：BalconyReportBillandMarladecidedthattheonlywaytopulloffaSundayafternoonquickiewiththeir10-year-oldsonintheapartmentwastosendhimoutonthebalconyandorderhimtoreportonalltheneighborhoodactivities.Theboybeganhiscommentaryashisparentsputtheirplanintooperation."There'sacarbeingtowedfromtheparkinglot,"hesaid."Anambulancejustdroveby."Afewmomentspassed."LooksliketheAnderson'