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英文小笑话文章带翻译阅读英文小笑话文章带翻译篇一"professor,ididthebesticouldonthistest.ireallydon'tthinkideserveazero."学生：“教授先生，我这次考试已经竭尽全力了。我真的觉得我不应该得零蛋。”"neitherdoi.butthat'sthelowestgradei'mallowedtogive."老师：“我也是。但是这已经是我能给的最低分了!”英文小笑话文章带翻译篇二whenastudentfailedtosolveamathprobleminclass,heexpressedhisregrettohisteacher."iremembersolvingtheprobleminmydreamlastnight,butforthetimebeingi'veforgottenit.whatcanthatmean?"一名学生在班上没有做出老师的教学题，他感到很遗憾，对老师解释说：“我记得昨天夜里做梦对这道题解对了，但现在一时想不起来了。这说明什么?”"itmeansthatyouaremoreintelligentindreamsthanwhenyouareawake,"theteacherexplained.“这说明你做梦的时候比你醒着的时候更聪明”。老师解释说。英文小笑话文章带翻译篇三walkinguptoadepartmentstore'sfabric(织物，布)counter,theprettygirlsaid,"iwouldliketobuythismaterialforanewdress.howmuchdoesitcost?"一个漂亮的女孩走到百货公司的布料柜台，说：“我想要买这种料子来做一条新裙子，多少钱?”"onlyonekissperyard,"repliedthemaleclerkwithasmirk(假笑，傻笑)."that'sfine,"saidthegirl."i'lltaketenyards."“每码只需要一个吻。”男售货员说着，带着奸笑的表情“很好，”女孩说，“我要十码。”withexpectationandanticipationwrittenalloverhisface,theclerkquicklymeasuredoutthecloth,wrappeditup,thenteasingly(故意使人烦恼地)helditout.带着期待的表情，售货员很快地量好了布料，包裹好，一脸奸笑地送了过来。thegirlsnappedupthepackage,pointedtotheoldgeezer(老家伙)standingbesideher,andsmiled,"grandpawillpaythebill.女孩很快收起了包裹，微笑着指向了一个站在她身边的老头：“爷爷给我付账。”英文小笑话文章带翻译篇四anoldcouplewentintoarestaurantandorderedsomethingtoeat:onecocacolaandoneportionoffrenchfries.theoldmansatdownandthewoman,hiswife,satoppositehim,andhebegantodividethecocacolaintotwoglasses,halfforhimandhalfforhiswife.有一对老夫妇到速食店去，叫了一罐可乐和一份薯条。然后他们面对面坐下来，那位老先生先把可乐分成两杯，一杯给他自己，另一杯给他太太。hedividedallthefrenchfrieshalf-and-half.hegavehalftohiswifeandkepthalfforhimself.thenhebegantoeatanddrink,andthewomanjustdrankbutdidn'teat.接着他又将薯条分成两份，一份给他太太、一份给自己。然后他开始吃薯条、喝可乐，但是他的太太只是喝可乐，不吃薯条。therewasayoungmanwhowasstandingnexttothetableandwonderingwhytheoldmanhaddividedeverythinginhalf,andhethoughtthatmaybetheydidn'thaveanymoney.hesaidtotheoldcouple,"okay,icanbuyyouonemoreportion;youdon'thavetosharelikethat."一个年轻人刚好站在旁边，看到老先生把每样食物都分成两半，觉得很奇怪，他想或许他们没有钱，便跟老夫妇说：‘我可以再买一份给你们，你们就不用这样分了。’sotheoldmanexpla