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关于英文小笑话带翻译阅读Asmarthousewifewastoldthattherewasakindofstovewhichwouldonlyconsumehalfofthecoalshewasburning.Shewasveryexcited,andsaid:"That'llbeterrific!Sinceonestovecansavehalfofthecoal,ifIbuytwo,nocoalwillbeneeded!"一位精明的家庭主妇听人说有一种炉子用起来可以比她现在用的炉子省一半的煤。她听了大为兴奋，说：“那太好了!一个炉子可以省一半的煤，那么如果我买两个炉子的话，不就可以把煤全都省下来了吗?”关于英文小笑话带翻译：What?什么?Ahusband,provingtohiswifethatwomentalkmorethanmen,showedherastudywhichindicatedthatmenuseonaverageonly15000wordsaday,whereaswomenuse30000wordsaday.Shethoughtaboutthisforawhileandthentoldherhusbandthatwomenusetwiceasmanywordsasmenbecausetheyhavetorepeateverythingtheysay.Hesaid,"What?"丈夫给妻子看了一项调查结果，为了向她证明女人比男人啰嗦。研究表明男人平均每天使用15000个字，而女人每天使用30000个。妻子想了一会儿说，女人每天说的字数是男人的两倍，因为她们必须重复已经说过的话。他问："什么?"关于英文小笑话带翻译：Ayounggirl'slikes一个少女的喜好Ayounggirlwasaskedbyhermother,"Whatdoyouwanttobewhenyougrowup?"Thegirlreplied,"Iwanttobeanoldmaid."Hermotherwassurprisedtohearthat,andsaid,"Oh,dear,why?"Thegirlsaid,"Idon'tthinkIwouldliketokissamansomanytimesandtotellhimhehandsomeeverytime.Iwillgetbored.Iliketogoshopping,soI'dratherearnmoneytobuythingsformyself."一个少女的母亲问她：“你长大后想干什么呀?”少女说：“我想做个老姑娘。”她的母亲听到这话感到非常惊讶。她说：“啊，亲爱的，这是为什么呀?”少女说：“我觉得我不会老是要去亲一个男人，而且每次还要说他很帅。我会感到厌倦的。我喜欢逛商店，所以我宁愿去赚钱给自己买东西。”关于英文小笑话带翻译：I'mCheeringtheclockonTherewasafootballgameonTVlastSaturdayevening.ThegamewasbetweenaSpanishteamandanItalianteam.IsatinfrontoftheTVat7o'clock,whenthegamejustbegan.Anhourlater,mywifecametojoinme.Sheseemedtobeabsent-mindedwhileshewaswatchingthegame.Asthetimeclockshowedoneminute,forty-twosecondsleftinthegame,shebegancheeringenthusiastically,"comeon--getgoing!"Sinceshehadneverbeenafootballfan,Ilookedatherinsurpriseandaskedwhichteamshewascheeringfor."Neither,"shereplied."I'mcheeringthetimeclockon."上周六的晚上，电视上播放了一场足球赛，是西班牙队对意大利队。7点钟，球赛刚一开始，我就坐到了电视机前。一个小时后，我的妻子也坐到了电视机旁。妻子在看球赛的时候一副心不在焉的样子。当记时器显示比赛还剩1分42秒时，她突然异常热情起来，“加油，加油!”她从来都不是球迷，我吃惊地望着她，问她支持哪个球队。“哪个也不支持，”她答道，“我在给钟表加油。”关于英文小笑话带翻译：Givehimanotherchance再给他一次机会Husband:Iamgoingtodischargeourchauffeur.Fourtimesrecentlyhealmostkilledme.Wife:Da