简短爆笑英文幽默笑话大全.docx

简短爆笑英文幽默笑话大全简短爆笑英文幽默笑话：TrueFalseExamAblondereportsforheruniversityfinalexamwhichconsistsofmainlytrueandfalsequestions.Shetakesherseatintheexaminationhall,staresatthequestionpaperforfiveminutes,andtheninafitofinspirationtakesherpurseout,removesacoinandstartstossingthecoinandmarkingtheanswersheet:trueforheadsandfalsefortails.Withinthirtyminutessheisalldone,whereastherestoftheclassisstillworkingfuriously.Duringthelastfewminutes,sheisseendesperatelythrowingthecoin,swearingandsweating.Themoderator,alarmed,approachesherandaskswhatishappening."Ifinishedtheexaminahalfhour,"shereplies."NowI'mrecheckingmyanswers."简短爆笑英文幽默笑话：LadiesAtTheBarAblonde,abrunetteandaredheadwentintoabarandorderedtheirdrinksfromthebartender.Brunette:I'llhaveaBandC.Bartender:WhatisaBandC?Brunette:BourbonandCoke.Redhead:And,I'llhaveaGandT.Bartender:What'saGandT?Redhead:Ginandtonic.Blonde:I'llhavea15.Bartender:What'sa15?Blonde:7and7.简短爆笑英文幽默笑话：IWantToBuyThatAblondegoesintoanearbystoreandasksaclerkifshecanbuytheTVinthecorner.Theclerklooksatherandsaysthathedoesn'tserveblondes,soshegoesbackhomeanddyesherhairblack.Thenextdayshereturnstothestoreandasksthesamething,andagain,theclerksaidhedoesn'tserveblondes.Frustrated,theblondegoeshomeanddyesherhairyetagain,toashadeofred.SurethataclerkwouldsellhertheTVthistime,shereturnsandasksadifferentclerkthistime.Toherastonishment,thisclerkalsosaysthatshedoesn'tserveblondes.Theblondeaskstheclerk,"HowintheworlddoyouknowIamablonde?"Theclerklooksatherdisgustedlyandsays,"That'snotaTV.It'samicrowave!"简短爆笑英文幽默笑话：RowingYourBoatTwoblondesweredrivingalongaroadbyawheatfieldwhentheysawablondeinthemiddleofthefieldrowingarowboat.Thedriverblondeturnedtoherfriendandsaid,"Youknow,it'sblondeslikethatthatgiveusabadname!"Tothis,theotherblondereplies,"Iknowit,andifIknewhowtoswim,I'dgooutthereanddrownher."简短爆笑英文幽默笑话：ANakedManAcollegeprofessorinananatomyclassaskedhisstudentstosketchanakedman.Astheprofessorwalkedaroundtheclasscheckingthesketcheshenoticedthatasexyyoungcoedhadsketchedthemanwithaner