简短幽默英文笑话大全爆笑.docx

简短幽默英文笑话大全爆笑BullWrestlerAbullwrestlerwasvisitinghisfriendinasmalltown,andonenighttheystayedalittletoolongatthepub.Notwantingtodrive,theydecidedtowalkhome.Astheywerecrossingafarmer'sfield,abullchargedthem.Thewrestlergrabbedthebullbythehorns,andtheywentdowninasnarlingheap.Finallythebulljumpedupandranaway."Wow,"saidthefriend,"thatwasquiteatussle.""Yeah,"thewrestlerreplied,"andifIhadn'thadthatlastdrink,Iwouldhavegottenthatguyoffhisbicycle.擾Notes:(1)bullwrestler斗牛士，也作bullfighter.(2)chargev.袭击(3)grabv.抓，握(4)snarlv.缠结，纠结(5)heapn.堆(6)tusslen.扭打，扭斗Exercises:根据短文填空：①Abullwrestlerwasvisitinghisfriend_____asmalltown.②Onenighttheystayedalittletoolong_____thepub.③_____wantingtodrive,theydecidedtowalkhome.④Astheywerecrossingafarmer'sfield,abull_____them.⑤Thewrestlergrabbedthebull_____thehorns.⑥They_____inasnarlingheap⑦Thatwas_____Iatussle.⑧IfI_____hadthatlastdrink.Iwouldhavegottenthatguyhisbicycle.斗牛士一个斗牛士在一个小镇拜访他的朋友。一天夜里他们在酒馆里呆的时间稍长了一点。他们不想搭车，就决定步行回家。他们在穿过一片农田时，一头牛向他们冲过来。斗牛士抓住了牛的两只角，他们扭打在一起。最后牛跳起来跑走了。“哇，”他朋友说，“好一场搏斗哇。”“哦，”斗牛士回答说，“要不是我多喝了一杯，我非把那家伙从自行车上拽下来不可。”练习参考答案：①in②at③Not④charged⑤by⑥wentdown⑦quite⑧hadn't简短幽默英文笑话大全爆笑阅读Dis-ComcertingIhadbeentryingtogetmyfriendMike-arock'nrollfan-interestedinclassicalmusic.WhenIofferedtopurchaseticketstoaMozartfestival,hewillinglyagreedtoaccompanymeandseemedtoenjoythesymphony.Aftertheconcert,ImentionedhowMozart'smusicmovedme."Attimes,IcanalmosthearhisvoiceinhismusicandIfeelasthoughhe'stalkingtome,"Isaid.Mikenoddedhisheadinsolemnagreement."Yes,"hesaid."Iknowwhatyoumean."FeelingverypleasedthatIhadmadea"convert",Iaskedwhathefeltthemusicwassayingtohim.Hereplied,"itsaid'gotosleep,Michael.Gotosleep.Notes:(1)disconcertv.使窘困，使狼狈(2)arock'nrollfan摇滚迷(3)offerto(do)主动提出(做)(4)purchasev.购买(5)Mozart莫扎特(奥地利著名作曲家)(6)accompanyv.陪伴，伴随(7)symphonyn.交响乐(8)solemnadj.庄严的，严肃的(9)convertn.归顺某宗教者(本文指转变兴趣的人)Exercises:根据短文选择正确答案：①WhatwasMike'sinterest?A.classicmusicB.folksongsC.rock'nrollD.popmusic②Whatweretheticketsfor?A.amovingfilmaboutMozartB.aconcertgivenbyMozartC.aMozart