简短又好笑的英文小笑话阅读.docx

简短又好笑的英文小笑话阅读简短又好笑的英文小笑话篇一Ayoungmotherbelievedthatitwasverywrongtowasteanyfoodwhenthereweresomanyhungrypeopleintheworld.Oneevening,shewasgivinghersmalldaughterherteabeforeputtinghertobed.Firstshegaveherasliceoffreshbrownbreadandbutter,butthechildsaidthatshedidnotwantitlikethat.Sheaskedforsomejamonherbreadaswell.Hermotherlookedatherforafewsecondsandthensaid,WhenIwasasmallgirllikeyou,Lucy,Iwasalwaysgiveneitherbreadandbutter,orbreadandjam,butneverbreadwithbutterandjam.Lucylookedathermotherforafewmomentswithpityinhereyesandthensaidtoherkindly,Aren'tyoupleasedthatyou'vecometolivewithusnow?一位年轻的母亲认为，世界上还有许多受饥饿的人，浪费食物真不应该。有天晚上，在安排幼小的女儿睡觉之前，她给女儿喂夜宵。她先给她一片新鲜的黑面包和黄油，但孩子说她不喜欢这样吃。她还要一些果酱涂在面包上。母亲看了女儿几秒钟，随即说道，露茜，当我象你一样小的时候，总是吃面包加黄油，或者面包加果酱，从来没有面包既加黄油又加果酱。露茜看了母亲一会儿，眼中露出怜悯的神情，然后她柔声说：您现在能跟我们生活在一起难道不感到高兴吗?简短又好笑的英文小笑话篇二Littlebrother:Isawyoukissmyeldersister,andifyoudon'tgivemeanickelI'lltellmyfather.Sister'sboyfriend:No,don'tdothat.Here'sanickel.Littlebrother:ThatmakesabuckandaquarterI'vemadethismonth.弟弟：我看见你亲我姐姐了，如果你不给我五分钱，我就告诉我爸。姐姐的男朋友：不要那样做。给你五分钱。弟弟：我这个月已经赚了一块两毛五了。简短又好笑的英文小笑话篇三Beforethefinalexamination,Tomtoldhismother,"Mom,IhadadreamlastnightthatI'dpassedtoday'sexam.""Don'ttrustdreams,dear.Itissaidwhatyouexperienceindreamsusuallyturnsouttobetheopposite."Motherreplied."ThenIdohopeI'llfailtheothersubjectsinmydreamtonight,"Tomsaid.在期末考试之前，汤姆告诉他的母亲：“妈妈，我昨天晚上做了一个梦，梦见我通过了今天的考试。”“不要相信梦，亲爱的。据说梦中的经历通常与现实相反。”妈妈答道。“那么，我真希望在今晚的梦中，我的其他功课都不及格。”汤姆说。简短又好笑的英文小笑话篇四纳瓦伙族人给月球的讯息WhenNASAwaspreparingfortheApolloProject,ittooktheastronautstoaNavajoreservationinArizonafortraining.Oneday,aNavajoelderandhissoncameacrossthespacecrew,whowerewalkingamongtherocks.在美国国家航天局准备阿波罗航天计划时，他们让宇航员们去亚利桑那州纳瓦伙族保留区进行训练。某天，一位纳瓦伙族老人和他儿子遇见正在岩石间穿行的航空工作人员。Theelder,whospokeonlyNavajo,askedaquestion.HissontranslatedfortheNASApeople:老人问了航天局人员一个问题，但他只会说纳瓦伙族语，儿子帮他进行了翻译："Whataretheseguysinthebigsuitsdoing?"“这些穿着厚重衣服的家伙在干嘛?”Oneoftheastronautssaidtheywerepracticingforatriptothemoon.Whenhissonrelayedthiscomment,theNavajoeldergotallexcite