经典英文幽默笑话大全.docx

经典英文幽默笑话大全health,excellentThefatherwasreadingtheschoolreportwhichhadjustbeenhandedtohimbyhishopefulson.Hisbrowwaswrathful(愤怒的)asheread"English,poor.French,weak.mathematics,fair."andhegaveaglanceofdisgustatthequakinglad(少年，小伙子)."Well,Dad."saidtheson,"Itisnotasgoodasitmightbe,buthaveyouseenthat?"Andhepointed1tothenextlinewhichread,"health,excellent."父亲在看他那满怀希望的儿子带回来的学校成绩单。他边看边露出愤怒的表情：“英语，差;法语，差;数学，中。”他厌恶地瞥了在发抖的儿子一眼。“爸爸，”儿子说，“可能成绩不够理想。但您看到那一项了吗?”他指了指下一行：“健康状况，优。”经典英文幽默笑话篇二Ican'tlethimgetawayAmalecrabmetafemalecrabandaskedhertomarryhim.Shenoticedthathewaswalkingstraightinsteadofsideways.Wow,shethought,thiscrabisreallyspecial.Ican'tlethimgetaway.Sotheygotmarriedimmediately.Thenextdayshenoticedhernewhusbandwakingsidewayslikealltheothercrabs,andgotupset."Whathappened?"sheasked."Youusedtowalkstraightbeforeweweremarried.""Oh,honey,"hereplied,"Ican'tdrinkthatmucheveryday."不能让他跑了一只雄蟹遇到一只雌蟹，便要娶她为妻。她注意到他走路是直着走，而不是横着走。哇!她想，这只雄蟹可真特别，我可不能让他跑了。因此他们立刻结婚了。第二天，她又发现她的新郎像其他蟹一样横着走路了。她深感不安。“你怎么了?”她问，“我们结婚前你可是直着走路的。”“哦，宝贝，”他回答说，“我不可能每天都喝那么多。”经典英文幽默笑话篇三theugliestbabyAwomangetsonabuswithherbaby.Thedriversays:"Ugh,that'stheugliestbabyI'veeverseen."一位女士抱着她的宝宝上公交车，司机看到后说：“额，那是我这辈子见过的最丑的小孩。”Thewomanwalkstotherearofthebusandsitsdown,fuming.Shesaystoamannexttoher:"Thedriverjustinsultedme."Themansays:"Yougoupthereandtellhimoff.Goon,I'llholdyourmonkeyforyou."女士走到车厢后面坐下，感到很愤怒。她对旁边的男士说：“司机刚刚羞辱了我。”男士回应说：“你快上去斥责他。去吧，我替你抱着你的猴子。”看了“经典英文幽默笑话”的人还看了：1.经典爆笑英语长笑话大全2.经典英语小笑话大全爆笑3.关于爆笑英语笑话大全4.经典英语笑话大全爆笑带翻译5.2016经典英语幽默笑话