幽默爆笑英文笑话大全.docx

幽默爆笑英文笑话大全"YourHonor,Iwanttobringtoyourattentionhowunfairitisformyclienttobeaccusedoftheft.HearrivedinNewYorkCityaweekagoandbarelyknewhiswayaround.What'smore,heonlyspeaksafewwordsofEnglish."Thejudgelookedatthedefendantandasked,"HowmuchEnglishcanyouspeak?"Thedefendantlookedupandsaid,"Givemeyourwallet!""法官先生，我的当事人被指控偷窃，这是多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约，几乎不认路。而且，他只会说几个英语单词。"法官看了看被告，问道："你会说多少英文?"被告抬起头，说："把你的钱包给我!"幽默爆笑英文笑话：BeautifulHat漂亮的帽子MrJoneshadafewday'sholiday,sohesaid,"Iamgoingtogotothemountainsbytrain."Heputonhisbestclothes,tookasmallbag,wenttothestationandgotintothetrain.Hehadbeautifulhat,andheoftenputhisheadoutofthewindowduringthetripandlookedatthemountains.Butthewindpulledhishatoff.MrJonesquicklytookhisoldbagandthrewthatoutofthewindowtoo.Theotherpeopleinthecarriagelaughed."Isyourbaggoingtobringyourbeautifulhatback?"theyasked."No,"MrJonesanswered,"butthere'snonameandnoaddressinmyhat,andthere'snameandanaddressonthebag.Someone'sgoingtofindbothofthemneareachother,andhe'sgoingtosendmethebagandthehat."琼斯先生有几天假期，于是他说：“我要乘火车山区度假。”他穿上最好的衣服，拿了一个手提包，到了火车站上了车。他戴了一顶漂亮的帽子。在旅途中不时地把头伸向车窗外观看山中的风景，结果他的帽子被风吹跑了。琼斯先生立即拿起自己的拎包，把它也扔到了窗外。车厢里的乘客都笑了，他们问琼斯先生：“难道拎包会把你漂亮的帽子找回来吗?”“不会。”琼斯先生说，“但是，我的帽子上面没有姓名也没有地址，可我的包上却又有姓名又有地址。有人会在不远的地方发现这两样东西，然后他会把帽子连同帽子一起寄给我的。”幽默爆笑英文笑话：ItisanOakTree这是一棵橡树Onesummer,twomen,whohadcometothecountryfortheirholidays.Theywerewalkinginanorchard.Theysawthatallthetreeswerebendingunderaheavyloadofapples.Exceptonetreeonwhichtherewerenoapplesatall.Asmallcountryboywassittingnearby.Theycalledtohim."Comehere,boy.Here'sasixpenceforyou.Doyouknowwhytherearenoapplesonthattree?""OfcourseIdo,sir,becauseitisanoaktree,"answeredtheboy.一年夏天，有两个人来到乡下度假。他们漫步走进果园，只见果实累累，结满了苹果，英语小故事那些树都被压弯了腰，而又一棵树上一个苹果也没有。旁边地上坐着一个乡下小男孩。他们大声向他问道：“孩子，过来，给你六便士，你知道为什么这棵树上没有苹果吗?”那男孩回答说：“当然知道，先生，因为这是一棵橡树。”幽默爆笑英文笑话：AforgetfulmanMan:Doctor,I'mgettingveryforgetful.Doctor:Isee,Mr.Brown.Won'tyoutakeachair?Man:Thanks,takeawhat?Doctor:Achair.Now,whendidyoufirstnoticethistrouble?Man:Whattrouble?幽默爆笑英文笑话：TheUmbrella雨伞Agentlemanstayi