经典英文小学生幽默笑话.docx

经典英文小学生幽默笑话小学生英文幽默笑话大全(一)到底谁逆行?Asaseniorcitizenwasdrivingdownthefreeway,hiscarphonerang.Answering,heheardhiswife'svoiceurgentlywarninghim,"Herman,Ijustheardonthenewsthatthere'sacargoingthewrongwayon280.Pleasebecareful!"一个老人驾车在高速路上疾驰，这时他的车载电话响了。接通后，电话中传出他老婆焦急的声音，“赫尔曼，刚刚新闻说280号公路上有辆车逆行，你要小心啊!”"Heck,"saidHerman,"It'snotjustonecar.It'shundredsofthem!"“该死的，”赫尔曼说，“谁说只有一辆啊!简直有上百辆!”(二)吵架可以减肥Twoladieswereshopping.Whentheystartedtodiscusstheirhomelives,onesaid,两个女人逛商场的时候讨论起她们的家庭生活，一个说道："SeemslikeallAlfredandIdoisfight.I'vebeensoupsetthatI'velost20pounds."”好像在我和阿尔弗雷德之间就只有争吵了，搞得我心烦意乱，为此我已经瘦了20磅了。“"Whydon'tyoujustleavehimthen?"askedherfriend.”那你为什么不干脆离开他啊?“她朋友问道。"Oh!Notyet."thefirstreplied,"I'dliketoloseatleastanotherfifteenpoundsfirst."”嗯!还不可以。“第一个女人回答，”我想先再瘦15磅再说。小学生英文幽默笑话欣赏(一)死后的探望AnelderlywomanfromBrooklyndecidedtoprepareherwillandmakeherfinalrequests.Shetoldherrabbishehadtwofinalrequests.First,shewantedtobecremated,andsecond,shewantedherashesscatteredoverBloomingdales.布鲁克林的一位年迈的妇女决定准备自己的遗嘱，提出最后的要求。她告诉自己的犹太教士说她有两个临终前的要求。第一，她要火化;第二，她要把骨灰撒到布鲁明黛。"Bloomingdales!"therabbiexclaimed."WhyBloomingdales?"“布鲁明黛!”教士叫道，“为什么在布鲁明黛?”"ThenI'llbesuremydaughtersvisitmetwiceaweek."“那样的话我女儿肯定一周会探望我两次。”(二)这就叫"重听"Threeretirees,eachwithahearingloss,weretakingawalkonefineMarchday.有三个退休的老人，都患有重听。三月里风和日丽的一天，他们在一起散步。Oneremarkedtotheother,"Windy,ain'tit?"其中一个人对另一个人说：“这天儿风有点儿大，是吧?”"No,"thesecondmanreplied,"It'sThursday."“不是，”第二个人回答道，“今天是星期四。”Andthethirdmanchimedin,"SoamI.Let'shaveacoke."第三个人插话进来说：“我也是，去买瓶可乐吧。”经典的小学生英文幽默笑话(一)山谷到处是车祸现场Alorrydrivermakesinquiryofamountaineer:"Excuseme,wherecanIbuytheautoaccessoriesintheneighborhood?"Mountaineersays:"Somepeopleusuallydriveheroiccarontheroad.Thereisaabruptturnaheadnotfarfromhere,andacloughjustbelowit,whereyoucanfindallkindsoftheautoaccessories.Youwillspendnomoneyatall."一个卡车司机向一山民打听：“请问，这附近哪儿能买到汽车配件?”山民说：“这条路上经常有人开英雄车，前面不远处是个急转弯，急转弯的下面就是深谷，那深谷里什么样的汽车配件都有——根本用不着花钱。”(二)冷静,冷静!Inthesupermarketwasamanpushingacartwhichcontainedascreaming,bellowingbaby.Thegentlemankep