有关两人搞笑英语对话大全.docx

有关两人搞笑英语对话大全有关两人搞笑英语对话篇1YoungerScout:HowcanItellthedifferencebetweenamushroomandatoadstool(毒菌)?OlderScout:Justeatonebeforeyougotobed.Ifyouwakeupthenextmorning,itwasamushroom.年少的童子军：我怎样才能把蘑菇和毒蕈区别开呢?年长的童子军：上床前吃一个。如果你第二天早上醒来，那就是蘑菇。有关两人搞笑英语对话篇2WhenaTigercomesTwoguyswerewalkingthroughthejungle.Allofasudden,atigerappearsfromadistance,runningtowardsthem.Oneoftheguystakesoutapairof"Nikes"fromhisbagandstartstoputthemon.Theotherguywithasurprisedlookandexclaims,"Doyouthinkyouwillrunfasterthanthetigerwiththose?"Hisfriendreplies:"Idon'thavetooutrunit,Ijusthavetorunfasterthanyou."两个男人正在穿过丛林，突然，一只老虎出现在远处，向他们冲来。当中的一个人从包里拿出一双“耐克”跑鞋，开始穿上。另一个人惊奇地看着他说，“你以为穿上跑鞋就可以跑得过老虎吗?”他的朋友回答道：“我不用跑得过它，我只要跑得比你快就行了。”有关两人搞笑英语对话篇3A:whatisyourname?你叫啥名?B:Hu胡(谐音:谁)A:you~你B:Hu~胡A:Who?谁?B:yes,Iam~是，我就是A:Iwanttoknowyourname我只是想知道你的名字B:Hu胡啊A:You!你!B:Yes,myname是啊，我的名字啊A:Sotellmeaboutit那就告诉我啊B:Hu!胡!A:You!Whatisyourname!?你!你叫啥名?!B:Huismyname!我就叫胡A:O~哦有关两人搞笑英语对话篇4Teacher:Whyareyoulate,Frank?Frank:Becauseofthesign.Teacher:Whatsign?Frank:Theonethatsays“SchoolAhead,GoSlow”.老师:Frank,说为什么你迟到了.Frank:因为,,因为那个标志.老师:神马标志??Frank:那个写着,前方是学校,慢行!!的标志...看了“有关两人搞笑英语对话”的人还看了：1.关于搞笑的两人英语对话2.两人英语幽默对话3.有关搞笑的英语对话大全4.两人英语搞笑对话5.两人幽默英语对话