两人英语搞笑对话_幽默情景对话阅读.docx

两人英语搞笑对话_幽默情景对话阅读两人搞笑英语对话篇一男:Hello,I’mBen.MayIaskyousomequestions?女:Sure.男:Whatisyourfather’sname?女:Happy!男:Then,Whatisyourmother’sname?女:Smile!男:Areyoujoking?女:No!That’smysister!IamKidding.Bytheway,areyouacensusstaff?男:Ofcoursenot.女:Goahead.男:OK.YournameisKidding.Kidding,I'mgoingtostartaband.Willyoujoinus?女:Sure,Ben.I'dlovetobeinaband男:OK,good.Whichinstrumentdoyouplay?Iheardthatyoucanplaypianoverywell.女:Piano?Idon'tplayaninstrumentactually.男:Whatareyougoodat?女:Ising.Ilikemusicwithgreatlyrics.男:SodoI.Whoelsedoyouthinkcanjoinus?女:Well,Daveissupposedtobeagoodone.男:Really?Whatdoeshelike?女:Heprefersquietmusic.男:Good.HowaboutHarry?Heplaystheguitar,doesn’the?女:Yes,butHarrylovesloudmusicsuchasdisco.男:That'sOK.Ioftengotodiscowithmyfriends.女:Youmeanwecanplaybothloudmusicandquietmusic?男:Whynot?女:Whatkindofmusicstyledoyouprefer,Ben?男:Oh,IlikemusicthatIcandanceto.Butwehaveoneproblemwithourband女:whatisit?男:I'mnotamusicianandIcan'tsing.女:Areyoujoking?男:No,that’syoursister’sname.JustnowIwaskidding.女:Well,thatmakessense?!两人搞笑英语对话篇二Whereisthefather?Twobrotherswerelookingatsomebeautifulpaintings."Look,"saidtheelderbrother."Hownicethesepaintingsare!""Yes,"saidtheyounger,"butinallthesepaintingsthereis>Theelderbrotherthoughtforamomentandthenexplained,"Obviouslyhewaspaintingthepictures."IWasn'tListeningMotheraskedherlittledaughterwhowasreadingabook."Whatareyoureading,dear?""Idon'tknow."thelittlegirlanswered."Youdon'tknow?Butyouwerereadingaloud,soyoumustknow.""Iwasreadingaloud,mummy,butiwasn'tlistening,"explainedthechild.两人搞笑英语对话篇三IHaveHisEarinMyPocket他的耳朵在我衣兜里Ivancamehomewithabloodynoseandhismotherasked,"Whathappened?"伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事?”"Akidbitme,"repliedIvan.“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。"Wouldyourecognizehimifyousawhimagain?"askedhismother.“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。"I'dknowhimanywhere,"saidIvan."Ihavehisearinmypocket."“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”两人搞笑英语对话篇四hewon他赢了tommy:howisyourlittlebrother,johnny?汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗?johnny:heisillinbed.hehurthimself.约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。tommy:that'stoobad.howdidthathappen