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关于幽默英语笑话短文阅读Oneday,thephonerang,andalittleboyanswered."MayIspeaktoyourparents?""They'rebusy.""Oh.Isanybodyelsethere?""Thepolice.""CanIspeaktothem?""They'rebusy.""Oh.Isanybodyelsethere?""Thefiremen.""CanIspeaktothem?""They'rebusy.""Soletmegetthisstraight--yourparents,thepolice,andthefiremenarethere,butthey'reallbusy?Whataretheydoing?""Lookingforme."电话铃响了，小男孩接了电话。“请你父母听电话好吗?”“他们很忙。”“噢，那家里还有其他人吗?”“还有警察。”“我可以和他们说话吗?”“他们很忙。”“那还有其他人吗?”“还有消防员。”“我可以和他们说话吗?”“他们也很忙。”“请直接告诉我——你的父母、警察和消防员都在你家，但他们都很忙，他们到底在干什么?”“在找我。”关于幽默英语笑话短文：HisFault他的错Billy:Mother,Bobbybrokeawindow.Mother:Howdidhedoit?Billy:Ithrewarockathimandheducked.比利：妈妈，波比打坏了窗玻璃。妈妈：他怎么打的?比利：我向他扔石头，他躲开了。关于幽默英语笑话短文：四减四等于几Oneday,theteacherinquiredofPeter:"Howmuchisfourminusfour?"Peterwastongue-tied.Theteachergotangryandsaid:"Whatafool!Yousee,ifIputfourcoinsinyourpocket,butthereisaholeinyourpocketandallofthemleakout,nowwhatisleftinyourpocket?""Thehole,"repliedPeter。一天，老师问彼得：“4减4等于几?”彼得张口结舌答不上来。老师生气地说：“真笨!你想，我要是往你口袋里放四个硬币，而你的口袋上有个窟窿，硬币全漏掉了，那么，你衣袋里还剩下什么?”“窟窿，”彼得答道。关于幽默英语笑话短文：GoestothecinemaAboygoestothecinema.Hebuysaticketandgoesin.Butaftertwoorthreeminuteshecomesout.Hebuysasecondticketandgoesinagain.Afterafewminuteshecomesoutagainandbuysathirdticket.Twoorthreeminutesafterthathecomesoutathirdtimeandasksforanotherticket.Theticketsellersaystohim,"Whyareyoubuyingallthese?Areyoumeetingfriendsinthecinemaallthetime?""No,I;mnotdoingthat."Thesmallmansays,"Butabigwomanalwaysstopsmeatthedoorandtearsmyticketsup."关于幽默英语笑话短文：PrayingOnenight,afatherpassedbyhisson'sroomandheardhissonpraying:"GodblessMommy,Daddy,andGrandma.Tata,Grandpa."Thefatherdidn'tquiteknowwhatthismeant,butwasgladhissonwaspraying.Thenextmorning,theyfoundGrandpadeadonthefloorofaheartattack.Thefatherreassuredhimselfthatitwasjustacoincidence,butwasstillabitspooked.Thenextnight,heheardhissonprayingagain:"GodblessMommyandDaddy.Tata,Grandma."Thefatherwasworried,butdecidedtowaituntilmorning.Sureenough,thenextmorningGrandmawasonthefloor,deadofaheartattack.Reallyscarednow,thefather