小故事英语笑话_1.docx

小故事英语笑话小故事英语笑话幽默的人不仅仅会说笑话，还要懂得他人说的`笑话，来测试一下你的幽默细胞的指数有多高吧!小故事英语笑话一：BorrowTheTruckAwhitegirlcameuptoherdadwhowassittinginabeatenuparmchair."Pa,kinahborrowthetruckto-nahgt?"sheasked.Herdadlookeduptoherandsaid,"Darlin',yewknowwhatyewhaft'doif'nyewwantstoborrerth'truck.""ButPa!Ahhaft'gonaow!"thewhitegirlcried.Herdaddystoodupandunzippedhispants."Yewknowperfectlywellwhatyewhaft'do.Onyerknees,bitch!"Thewhitegirlcompliedandstartedsuckingherdad'scock.Afterafewsecondsshestoppedindisgustandlookeduptoherdad."GeePa,yoredickshoretasteslikeshit!"Herdadslappedhisforheadandsaid,"Dammit,Ahforgot!Ahalreadyloanedthetrucktoyerbrotherjustafewminutesago!"小故事英语笑话二：Can'tCookAyoungcouple,marriedjustacoupleofweeks,returnsfromtheirhoneymoontofacethebeginningoftheirnewlives.Thenextmorningthehusbandwakesup,showers,dressesandmakeshiswaytothekitchenwhereheseeshisnewwifecrying.Sothehusbandinquires,"What'swrong,Honey?""Well,Icamedownherethismorningtosurpriseyouwithabigbreakfast,butIcan'tcookorclean."Thehusbandsmileshisbiggestsmileandsays,"There,theresweetie!Idon'tcarethatyoucan'tcookandclean.ComeonuptothebedroomandI'llshowyouwhatI'dlikeforbreakfast."Soofftheywenttothebedroom.Thatafternoon,thehusbandcomeshomeforlunchtofindhisnewwifecryingagaininthekitchen."What'swrongnow,Sweetie?""Well,thesamethingasthismorning.IcameinheretomakeyousomethingforlunchandIjustcan'tcook."Againthehusbandsmilesandsays,"Whydon'tyoucomebackuptothebedroomandI'llhavemylunchthere!"Soofftheywenttothebedroomagain.Thateveningthenewhusbandcomeshome,walksinthehouseandseeshisnewbridenakedslidingdownthebanisterofthestairs.Upsheruns,andWHOOSHdownthebanister.Afterthethirdtripthehusbandasks,"Whatareyoudoing,Honey?""Warmingupyoursupper!"shereplies.小故事英语笑话三：PussyorBitchAfterplayingontheplaygroundatschool,Tommycamehomewithsomenewwords