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有关英语笑话小短文欣赏有关英语笑话小短文：SexChangeAgroupofguysandonegirlaresittingtogetherataballgame.Duringthegametheguysnoticethatthegirlknowsjustasmuchaboutthegameastheydo,andthey'rereallyimpressed.Afterthegametheyaskher"howisitthatyouknowsomuchaboutbaseball?"Shesays,"Well,Iusedtobeaguyandgotasexchange."Theguysareamazed,butverycuriousabouttheprocess."Whatwasthemostpainfulpartoftheprocess?Wasitwhentheycutoffyourpenis?""Thatwasverypainful,butwasnotthemostpainfulpart.""Wasitwhentheycutoffyourballs?""Thatwasverypainful,butwasnotthemostpainfulpart.""Whatwasthemostpainfulpart?""Thepartthathurtthemostwaswhenthey...cutmysalaryinhalf!"有关英语笑话小短文：WouldYouMarryAgain?Oneevening,impressedbyameatentreehiswifehadprepared,thehusbandasked,"Whatdidyoumarinatethisin?"Thewifedroppedherforkandwentintoalongexplanationabouthowmuchshelovedhimandhowlifewouldn'tbethesamewithouthim.Shemusthaveseentheconfusedlookonherhusband'sface,becausesheinquired,"Whatdidyouaskme?"Whenhetoldherwhathe'dasked,thewifelaughedandsaid,"IthoughtyouaskedmeifIwouldmarryyouagain!"Later,asshewascleaningupthekitchen,thehusbandcalledout,"Hey,Hon,WOULDyoumarrymeagain?"Withouthesitationshereplied,"Vinegarandbarbecuesauce."有关英语笑话小短文：KeepingPureThisguyinabarnoticesawoman,alwaysalone,whocomesinonafairlyregularbasis.Afterthesecondweek,hemadehismove."Nothankyou,"shesaidpolitely.""Thismaysoundratheroddinthisdayandage,butI'mkeepingmyselfpureuntilImeetthemanIlove.""Thatmustberatherdifficult,"themanreplied."Oh,Idon'tmindtoomuch,"shesaid."But,itmakesmyhusbandprettyupset."有关英语笑话小短文：GoingToJesusYoungDavidcamehomefromschoolonedayandfoundhispetchickenlayingonthegroundwithhislegspointingstraightupintothesky.Whenhisfathergothome,heexplainedthatthechickenhasdiedandhislegswerepointeduptoJesusinheaven.Theyburiedthechickenandthatwasthat.TwoweekslaterhisdadcamehomefromworkandDavidranuptohimyelling,"Daddy,Daddy,wenearlylostMommytoday.""What?"hisfatherreplied."WhenIgothomefromschool,Mommywaslayingonthebedwithherlegspointingupintheairyelling,'Jesus,I'mcoming,Jesu