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有关于英语笑话小短文欣赏有关于英语笑话小短文：EnlargingTheBreastAhusband,tiredofhiswifeaskinghimhowshelooks,buysherafulllengthmirror.Thisdoeslittletohelp,asnowshejuststandsinfrontofthemirror,lookingatherself,askinghimhowshelooks.Oneday,freshoutoftheshower,sheisyetagaininfrontofthemirror,nowcomplainingthatherbreastsaretoosmall.Thehusbandcomesupwithasuggestion.“Ifyouwantyourbreaststogrow,theneverydaytakeapieceoftoiletpaper,andrubitbetweenyourbreastsforafewseconds.”Willingtotryanything,thewifefetchesapieceoftoiletpaper,andstandsinfrontofthemirror,rubbingitbetweenherbreasts.“Howlongwillthistake?”sheasks.“They’llgrowlargeroveraperiodofyears,”hereplies.Thewifestops.“Whydoyouthinkrubbingapieceoftoiletpaperbetweenmybreastseverydaywillmakemybreastsgrowovertheyears?”Thehusbandshrugs.“Whynot,itworkedforyourass,didn'tit?”有关于英语笑话小短文：UsingVaselineAwomananswersthedoortoamarketresearcher."Goodmorningmadam,I'mdoingsomeresearchforVaseline.Doyouuseitatallinyourhousehold?""Ohyes,allthetime.It'sverygoodforcuts,grazesandburns.""Doyouuseitforanythingelse?""Likewhat?""Ahem..err..well..during..ahem..sex.""Oh,ofcourse.Yes,Ismearitonthebedroomdoorknobtokeepmyhusbandout!"有关于英语笑话小短文：StirringOnMarsTheUSfinallysentthefirstmannedspacemissiontoMars.Thespacecraftgentlytoucheddownandtheastronautdescendedandtestedtheatmosphere.Lowandbeholditwassafeforpeopletobreathe.Heremovedhisspacesuitandexitedthespacecraft.Hewasamazedtofindhimselfinalushgreenvalleysurroundedwithbeautifulwoodedhills.HehikedforsomedistanceandcameuponabeautifullittlewhitecottagewithalushgreenlawnsurroundedbyawhitepicketfencelikesomethingoutofBetterHomesandGardens.Hewalkeduptothefrontdoorandfounditopen.Hewalkedinside,lookedaroundandhearingnoisesfromthekitchen,hewentbackthere.WOW,tohisamazementhesawthemostbeautifulblondehehadeverseenstandingoveralargepotonthestove.Insidethepotwasagooeymessthatshewasstirringwithalargespoon.Ashewatchedshekeptstirringandstirring.Afteracouplehourshefinallyaskedherwhatshewasdoing.Sherepliedthatshewashavingababy.Hewasquiteskeptical