英语笑话大全爆笑带翻译.docx

英语笑话大全爆笑带翻译LittleJohnnysays"Mom,whenIwasonthebuswithDaddythismorning,小强尼说：“妈妈，今天早上和爸爸在公车上时，hetoldmetogiveupmyseattoalady."他叫我让座给一位女士。”"You'vedonetherightthing,"saysMommy.妈妈说：“你做得很对呀。”"ButMommy,Iwassittingondaddy'slap."“但是，妈妈，我是坐在爸爸膝盖上的。”爆笑英语笑话带翻译篇二Amanwrotealettertoasmallhotelheplannedtovisitonhisvacation:"Iwouldverymuchliketobringmydogwithme.一个人给一家他计划在假期里停留的小旅馆写了封信，“我非常希望带着我的狗，Heiswell-groomedandverywellbehaved.它很干净很有教养，Wouldyoubewillingtopermitmetokeephiminmyroomwithmeatnight?"你能允许它和我睡一间屋子吗?”Animmediatereplycamefromthehotelowner,whosaid,"I'vebeenoperatingthishotelformanyyears.旅馆主人立即回了封信，“我经营旅馆很多年了，Inallthattime,I'veneverhadadogstealtowels,bedclothes,silverwareorpicturesoffthewalls.狗从没偷过毛巾，床单，餐具，或者墙上的画。I'veneverhadtoevictadoginthemiddleofthenightforbeingdrunkanddisorderly.我也从没有在半夜因为狗喝醉胡闹而赶走它，AndI'veneverhadadogrunoutonahotelbill.狗也从不不付帐就跑掉。Yes,indeed,yourdogiswelcomeatmyhotel.实际上我们非常欢迎您的狗来我们旅馆And,ifyourdogwillvouchforyou,如果它为您担保you'rewelcometostayhere,too."也欢迎您来。爆笑英语笑话带翻译篇三Danwasthedoormanofaclubinabigcity.丹在一个大城市的某个俱乐部当守门人。Everyday,thousandsofpeoplepassedhisdoor,每天都有数千人经过他的门口，andalotofthemstoppedandaskedhim,"What'sthetime,please?"而且许多人都会停下来问他:“请问现在几点?”Afterafewmonths,Dansaidtohimself,"I'mnotgoingtoanswerallthosestupidpeopleanymore.几个月后，丹想:“我不想再回答这些蠢人提出的问题了，I'mgoingtobuyabigclock我要去买一只大钟，andputituponthewallhere."把它挂在这儿的墙上。Thenhedidso.于是他买了一只钟，把它挂在了墙上。“Nowpeoplearen'tgoingtostopandaskmethetime,"hethoughthappily.“现在人们总不会再停下来问我时间了。”他高兴地想。Butafterthat,alotofpeoplestopped,可是打那以后，每天仍有许多人停下来，lookedattheclockandthenaskedDan,"Isthatclockright?”看看钟，然后问丹:“这钟准吗?”看了“爆笑英语笑话带翻译”的人还看了：1.经典英语笑话大全爆笑带翻译2.爆笑的英语笑话大全带翻译3.爆笑英语笑话大全带翻译4.英语小笑话大全爆笑带翻译精选5.爆笑英语笑话大全带翻译