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英语幽默小故事：认错It’sGoodtoAdmitaFaultJohnisnota“good”student.Healwayssleepsintheclass.Todayhesleepsagain.“John!”Teachersaysangrily.“What?What’swrong?”Johnisawaken.“Whydoyoumakeaface?It’sclassroom.Look!Everyoneislaughing.”Teachersays.“Nooneislaughing.”Teachersays.“No,it’snotme.Iwasnotmakingaface.Iwassleeping.”Johnfellsupset.“Um.Notbad.Youcanadmityourfault.Youarestillagoodboy.”Teacherissatisfiedwithit.英语幽默小故事：女士优先LadyFirstAteacheraskedherclass:"Isthesentence'Theoxandthecowareinthefields'correct?"Mostofthechildrensaid:"Yes,itisallright!"Andonlyonelittleboysaid:"No,itisnotcorrect.Theladymustbementionedfirst."女士优先一位老师问班上的学生：”公牛和母牛在田里“这个句子对吗？”大多数学生回答说：“对，一点不错。”只有一个小男孩说：“不对，应该先说女士。”英语幽默小故事：画蛇添足AddingFeettoaSnakeOneday,Mr.Lionholdsaparty.Manyanimalscomeanddrinkalotofwine.Atlastthereisapotofwine.Whocandrinkit?Theydrinkoutanideaanddecidetohaveamatch-Drawasnake.Ifyoufinishfirst,youcangetit.SoonMr.Wolffinishesdrawing.“Yeah,I’vefinished.I’mNo.1,”hesays.Buthedrawsagainandsays,“Oh,letmeaddfeetandmysnake.”Atthetime,Mr.Gorillaalsofinishes.Hetakesawaythepotofwineanddrinks,thenhesays,“Thatisn’tasnake.Snakeshavenofeet.Igetthewine.”画蛇添足一天，狮子先生举行一场聚会，许多动物都来了，他们喝很多酒。最后只剩一壶酒了。让谁喝呢？它们想了想，有个主意。它们比赛画蛇，谁最快画好，谁就喝这壶酒。不一会，狼先生画好了。“哈，我画好了，我是第一个。”它说。可是它又画了起来，它还说：“再给它加几只脚吧。”这是猩猩先生也画好了。它拿起那酒壶喝起来。一边喝一边说：“那不是蛇，蛇是没有脚的，我赢了这壶酒。”英语幽默小故事：我不想走路回家IDon’tWanttoWalkHomeTomisaveryoldman.Afterdinner,helikeswalkinginthestreet.Andhegoestobedatseveno’clock.Buttonight,acarstoppedathishouse.Apolicemanhelpshimgetout.HetellsTom’swife,“Theoldmancouldn’tfindhiswayinthestreet.Heaskedmetotakehiminthecar.”Afterthepolicemanleavesthere,hiswifeasks,“Tom,yougotothestreeteverynight.Buttonightyoucan’tfindtheway,what’sthematter?”Theoldmansmileslikeachildandsays,“Icouldn’tfindmyway?Ididn’twanttowalkhome.”我不想走回家汤姆是一位老人，他喜欢在晚饭后到大街上散步，在7点回来睡觉。但是，今天晚上一辆小汽车停在他家门前，汤姆在一位警察的帮助下走下汽车。警察告诉汤姆的妻子：“这位老人在街上迷路了，他让我用汽车送他回来。”警察走后：“汤姆，你每天都到那条街上散步，但是今天你迷路了，你怎么了？”这位老人像孩子般的笑道：“我迷路了？我是不想走路回家。”英语幽默小故事：十块糖TenCandiesMotherasksherson,“Jim,ifyouhavetencandies,andyouea